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 Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:25 pm
[Insert overused emo band song title here]
A/N: omg I luv Stra Trek n if u dnot ur a pozr. Fangs to brttany107 4 doin dis n 4 techin meh Japnes 4 Sooloo!!!!111!
Chapter 1
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My name is Sable Des’pair Alzheimers Raven Shatner and I have long black hair that has blue in it and green tips and comes down to my back. I have red goffik eyes that I open sexily and a lot of people tell me I look like a female version of Joel Madden (AN: If U dnot no who he is den fokk u!!). I’m not related to William Shatner but I wish I was cuz he’s a major ******** hottie. I’m a vampire but luckily my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a member of Starfleat. I’m on a ship called the USS ENTIREPRIZE. I’m a goth (in case u cuddn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I shop mostly at Hot Topic and buy clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a long floor length blak dress with corset stuff on it and rips, all black boots that were high heels and had red pentagrams all over them, eight pairs of skull earrings and a pentagram, necklace. I was wearing white foundation black lipstick, red eyesharrow, black eyeliner and red lip gloss.
It was dark outside of the spaceship which is how I liked it. There was no sun so I liked it. I walked thru the Enerpriz and a lot of preps starred at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Sable!” sed a voice, I looked up, it was…… SPOCK!!!!11!
“What’s up Spock?” I said.
“Nothing.” he sed wifout emotion all sadly.
But then, I herd my frends calling and I had to go away.
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Chapter 2
A/N: OK U prePz STUP fLAmming Tha stry if U Falm den UR A prepz, ok!?
Fangs for da help Britnany ur so nut a prep!!
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was still dark in outside space outside. I opened the door to my coffin and drank some blood which was sitting there. My coffin was goffik blak and pink on the inside with lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took off my giant black Simple Plan T-Shirt that I wore for pajamas and I put on a black ripped top that said 666 on it and a short shirt which was all ripped and short and tall black congres shoes and red ripped fishnets and a leather bar and underwear that was leather and said ‘anarchy’ on them. I put on so much eyeliner that it ran down my face like Joel Madden and (Ulchoria frum Blech) and red eyeshadow and red lipstick and I didn’t put on white foundation because I was already pale.
My friend Syrion Blood Jones woke up. She was UHUra but she found out she was kidnapped at birth after her mom had commited siucide by kutting and her dad killed himself. She was kidnapped by Earth people and they changed her name but now it was sYRIoN Blood Jones. She opened her icy blue eyes and flipped her long goffik black black people hair and put on a black and red goffik dress that said all kinds of GC lyrics on them and had a picture of a dead dog on it, tall black high heeled boots with 666 on them and bloody roses and black leather fishnets and white foundation and red lipstick and blue eyeshadow blue eyeliner and more white foundation.
“OMFG, I saw u takin to Sopck yesterday!” Syrion said is a deprezzd way.
“Yeah? So?” I said.
“Do you liek Spook?” She said when we left are rooms and went into the bridge.
“No!! you are a ********!” I shooted at her.
“You do to” she sed. Just then, Spork walked up too me.
“Hi” he sed.
“Hi back.” I said sexily.
“Guess what.” He said.
“What?” I axed.
“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert on the bridge.” he told me all gothically.
“OH.MY. SATAN! I luv dem!” I shooted (becuz im a stanist). They are my favrite bnda besize MCR.
“Well…. Do you want to go wif me?” He said sadly.
Everyone gasped.
Chapter 3
A/N: FANGZ to da Gofdik people fer dere revoirs but fok oof if ur a prepz!
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The next day I was on the bridge eating cocoa pebbles with blood insted of milk and drinking a glass of blood. I was wearing a short leather skirt that sed 666 on the but and a bar that was red and blak and a fishnet top and fishnets down to my boots and my boots were combat boots and had pictures of klingons on them. I was wearing black eyeliner, white foundation and red lipstick. Then a guy bumped into me and I spilled the blood all over my top. “OFMG YOU BASTurd!” I yelled, but when I turned around I regrited saying it because I was looking at a guy that was so hot and goffik.
He was wearing tall black boots and long black captin pants and a blood red shirt (he could wwear that instead of yellow becuz hes da capti and yelo is a prepz culur). He had blood red eyes and a lot of eyeliner on, “I’m sorry!” He weeped sensitively (omg dunt u fink sensitive bi guyz r so hotts!?).
“iT’S OKAY, wut’s ur name?” I asked.
“Jime Kirk, but most people call me Werewolf these days.” He said.
“Why?” I asked curiouslys.
“Becuz I’m in beast mode.” He said but that sounds too much like a male’s reply so im gunna protend he sed “Because Im a sensitive bi guy who has a man period when the moon is full.”
“Im a vampire.” I said back.
“really?” he cried.
“yes.” I roared,
Then I had to go to the concert with Spok.
Oh and SooLoo walked bi and sed, “omg gurl u look so kawai!” (He’s japnez and so is mjy fren Brirtaray to tot me )
“Fangs!” I sed back (gettit cuz im goffik?)
Chapter 4 Spork and Table have secks.
AN: FOOOKK UUUU!! N Britnayarar whurs mah sweeter!? M not updating til I get a million god revioows!
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The night of the concert I wore a floor length black goffik dress with a long slit up the leg like in mr. and mr. Smith. I was wearing white foundation, black eyeliner, black eyeshadow and seventeen pairs of skull earings and we started moshing to the music and frenching.
Syrion Blood Jones was there wif Werewolf n Dr. Death who was Dr. McCoy until he convettered to stanism and becumed a goff and joined our band XBlood and Guts and Palm Trees 666X.
Joel looked so sexeh on stag aand I told that to Spook “Hey Joel looks all sexeh on stag!“ and he looked all sad.
“But I don’t know him and sides I like you more and sides hes dating that b***h prep Nicole Rich.”
He didn’t look so sadd enymore.
After the show we got their autograffs and pictures wif da band and Stock and me walked bak to my room making out.
When we got there we started frenching passively and he began to take off my top all hot. I took off his cloves sexily and he even took off my bar! He was all sexeh and has a sexpack and he was hung like a stallone. Then he put his boy’s part into my tool sexily and we did it for the first time.
“Oh Oh spork!” I was getting a organism. Just then I herd someone talk.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU ******** was………………………………............................ CAPTIN PIKE!
Chapter 5
AN: IF U dnot like tha stry then ur a prepz an Pike onLiee yelld cuz he had a hedahe and hes old and has Kancer and Alzeihimers.
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Captorn Pike made us follow him back to the bridge and he was shooting at us all angerly.
“You ludicrous dunderheds!” He yelled madly.
I started to cry tears of blood down my plaid face. Spook contorted me. When Pike brought us bak to the Bridge Scooty and Checkers was waiting for us all madly.
“They were having sexual intercourse!” shorted captain dike!
“Why did u do such a thing u mediocre dunces?” shooted Scooty who was Scootish and speaked wif a scootish accent that uz all sexily.
“How dare you?” demanded Chekov who was a jew.
Then Stork shooted “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
Everyone wuz quite. Scooty and Pike still looked angrily but Chekers hated us because he was a christian and we were goffik and stanitss but he sed “Very well then, go to your rooms.”
We ran away suicidally .
“Are you okay, Stable?” Spock asked, hugging me?
“Yeah im okay,” I lied then I went to my room and brushed my teeth and hair and put on lacy black pajamas and listened to MCR songs like ‘Helena’ and cut my wrists and red a diarizing book.
Werewolf was there when I came out of my bathroom and I said, “hi.”
“Hi.” he said.
Then we jumped on each other and started screwing each ither. You might think Im a slut but im really not.
Spock was probably in his room cutting his rists but he couldn’t die from that becuss hes a vimypre like me.
He was all sexxeh and goffik and looked just like William Shatner.
When he left sadly I was all mad. “You ******** you know I’m ******** dating ******** Spok wuzs wwrong with u!!!!?!?!!!!111”
He wept and warped and went back to his room.
Then I was sad and angry. When Syrion came back in wearing a bandanna and driving a red car and holding guns I yelled, “WHY COULDN’T STAN HAVE MADE ME LESS BEAUTIFUL!? Why can’t I be ugly like all the other girls here except for you Syrion because you’re nut ugly!”
Syrion wept intrudily.
“I’M GOOD A TOO MANY THINGS! it’s a ******** curse!” I yielded sadistically from my coffin.
Uhura ignored me and hid the drugs.
Just then the door opened and it was…………………………..DR. DEATH!!!
“OMFG c** ON TABLE!!!!!!11” He shooted at me.
“ofmg, why?” I asked.
“Spark is dead! He died from cutting his rists!!!”
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