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 Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:48 pm
Joshua Danielson http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=15733207Jed http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=12135117- Team Name - American Born Heroes! - Members - Joshua Danielson and Jed - Combined weight - - Team Signatures Double Mafia Kick - Team Finisher The Killshot/Double Leg(ged) Drop Moral Event Horizon - Josh raises opponent onto his shoulders as Jed hits The American Made Cutter(Jed)(For n00bs and non Americans) - Team Highlight - WWE:IA Beatdown Tag Champions ( Jun 11, 2009 - GCW Tag Champion WWE:E Tag Champion - Team Music - 'The Casket' by Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Team Entrance timhaynie (Well...Hmm)
To The Limit!!
The crowd was wondering who was entering next, hearing music they'd never heard before!
Do you wanna know about the box
A casket with padlocks
Broken off the hinge, b***h, eat a c**k
Buried in the earth then forgotten about
Feelin' good like a ********' first day out
was blasting over the speakers, and once Blaze's verse came out, the crowd was treated to the sight of Joshua Danielson and Jed! A picture of a Hatchet Man on fire shown over the screen with a slit down the middle of it. The people at home only saw the titantron. Two men walked through the slit. The men were Josh and Jed! They kept walking, and as they were, the people at home were shown Jed at the top of the ramp. The crowd wasn't sure what to think, seeing as how this was the first time they had seen Joshua and Jed together. Jed raised his right arm into the air as Joshua pulled a bottle of Faygo out of his back pocket, and drank some of the cola. Jed kept his arm up in the air as Josh took a step forward and sprayed up in the air with the cola!! Jed of course had lowered his right arm as Josh sprained the soda! As they walked, the crowd started chanting "Who are you two?"! Jed looked at the crowd, noticing a few cool signs, but none he cared to remember, so he kept walking. He gave Joshua a high five once they made it halfway down the ramp. After the five, Joshua tossed the Faygo bottle into the crowd, and hopped onto the apron before climbing through the ropes and into the ring as Jed slid into the ring at the same time! Joshua and Jed now stood next to each other with their matching shirts. They both said "American Born Heroes!" on the back of them. On the front, they both had Jed and Joshua about to punch each other in the face with their right hands! Jed asked for a microphone.
^Josh^
^Jed^ - Highlights of the Team: We Are American!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:51 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:54 pm
Promos! Debut! timhaynie Jed was give the microphone first! "I'd like to say we, the America Born Heroes!, are proud to be here in America!! " The crowd of course popped because of the sheer fact that their home land was mentioned. "Now as most of you might know, or might not, my name is Jed! I am a man that takes a shower with a car battery in my bathtub! I know what thinking. ""That makes no senses."" But let me tell each and everyone of you!!!! It doesn't have to make sense. We are here in America where I can say almost anything. Hell I can say."I went down the road last night and snorted some crack off your Mothers a**!!""" The crowd of course began to boo Jed as he kept speaking. "As i keep talking all of your IQ's are raising higher and higher. I should be a public speaker then maybe some of these Mexican, Canadians, and even European people here in America will finally be able to speak ENGLISH!!! " The crowd was now really hating Jed they now know who Jed is. He seems like a Racist. " Seriously!! If you can't speak English. Get The ******** Out! " The crowd just despises Jed now after just these few statements and comments! "Let me ask you all something before I pass this microphone." An About Damn Time Chant started as Jed said this." You all are lucky I am even here. If you want us to go we will go! We all ready have our pay checks. Hey Joshua lets head out!" Jed went to leave the ring as the crowd Booed Jed. Joshua was about to leave but he stay to soak in the boo's too! "See I knew you all loved us. That's why we are going to stay. Only to get our tag belts! But as I was saying Let me ask you all something! " The crowd started a shut the ******** up chant. Jed lowered the microphone as they kept chanting. " Yes yes. Keep Chanting because while you are chanting i will speak my mind before passing this microphone to my skilled tag partner. "The crowd just kept chanting as if Jed hit a nerv. " Here is what I'm asking you all tonight!. Do you all think I care about any of you?!?!? All I care about is being a HERO, an American Born Hero!!" Jed smiled after saying that to the crowd. Jed then spit at the crowd, but not before passing the microphone to Joshua Danielson!! mirokuman123 Joshua took the microphone and accepted it with a smile. He raised it to his lips as he looked to the crowd, then back into the center of the ring. Joshua looked to Lashley, then turned away, looking out into the crowd. "Niggers." The crowd was PISSED! They had to sit through what Jed had said, and now they had to sit through THIS stuff from Joshua! He continued through their chorus of boos. "They need to go back to Africa... But wait... That's why they're still here in the FIRST place! Africa is so infested with AIDS that they're SCARED to go back to their native lands! What we NEED to do however, is stop the Asians from producing... If they'd stop producing, we'd have a place to SEND all the African-UnAmericans... But we ain't providing a boat, so they'll probably drown... Because they can't swim..." The crowd was rabid! They wanted a piece of Joshua now! A fan hopped over the barricade, and almost made it into the ring before security stopped him... The fan ALSO just so happened, to be black... "Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho! Get the n****r! Stop him from mugging me and Jed and taking out money! Ha, ha, ha!" The crowd was booing once more, and Joshua tried to talk over them, but they wouldn't let up! "Listen ********! This isn't a movie theater, and I'm pretty sure you're not all black, but even if you were, that means you can shut the hell up!" Somehow, that comment was able to quiet the crowd. "Like I was saying... Now, me and Jed here are in WWE:IA, to liberate the company from all non-americans, and in the process, take our tag team title belts! Now, if we get to beat the hell out of non-americans, that's cool... I love to destroy many non-americans... Including the spanish speaking wetbacks, the japanese speaking chinks, and of course... The big lipped African niggers..." He walked closer to the camera, and whispered into the microphone, like he was telling a secret to the camera. "...Those are my favorites to beat down..." The crowd was still rabid, and Joshua, sensing that, looked at the crowd and passed his microphone over to Jed, believing that he had more to say. timhaynie "All I can really say is..That was good. Good job Joshua..But i think you could have gone more with Asians. Maybe Japanese. I was watching in the news the other day..Well online wrestling News! I was looking at a few wrestlers. One being Kenta Koybenashilee kung fu joo joo!. " Jed raised the microphone up and did a karate pose. He then lowered his foot as the crowd just found this tasteless."Well I was also looking at his tag partner, or one of them, Mitsuharu Misawa! "The crowd began a Misawa chant! Seeing he had just passed away yesterday!" "Well that Mexican could go rote in hell. Sure he created Pro Wrestling Noah! But what else did he do for wrestling! Nothing just like another Mexican! Eddie Guerrowsmo-low-ho!! If he was still alive I would hit him with my running America-Made uppercut, because I refuse to call it a European Uppercut.Also I would drop him faster than a ton of bricks. This here is America!!!!!! My country, my land, my place where the American Born Heroes are here to do what they can to keep foreigners like YOU!! Out Of Here!!!" The crowd boo'ed as Jed had mention a few names from the pasts. Also really seeming Racist!Jed went to give the microphone to Joshua. Maybe he had something else to say, or maybe he could just pass the microphone to the outside! mirokuman123 "Well, I was gonna do my best Misawa impression, but it seems I'm getting the signal to wrap up this little promo so we can start the match... Meaning that I have one thing left to say. Your partner was SMART to leave, because Lashley... You're about to get an American Made beatdown, because we... Are the American Born Heroes." With that, Joshua dropped the microphone, and posed for the crowd, who began to rain down boos on the tag team! timhaynie Jed moved to the side of the ring and yanked the microphone away from the ring announcer after the announced American Born Heroes the new and First WWE:IA Beatdown tag champions!
" All you little Mexican Immigrants and European Faggots watching around the world..Mostly Non Americans That say Eh after every sentence. You are looking at The New greatest tag team coming from America. " The crowd booed as Jed lowered the microphone, took a breathe, and from the racist comments. " We Are The American Born Heroes!!! Get ready for your limits to be pushed the American Way!!" Jed lowered the microphone looking towards Joshua Danielson. He had the microphone near his side starting to slow his breathing. Jed offered the microphone to Joshua!" mirokuman123 Joshua took the microphone as he tossed his belt over his shoulder. He got to his feet, and walked around before beginning to speak. "See, we did exactly what we came here to do tonight. Or, what I came to do tonight... See, when I heard who we were facing, the first thing that I came to do... Was to beat the hell out of a n****r. If I won a Tag Title in doing so, then that's just a byproduct." Joshua took a breath, and continued to speak. "See, Me and Jed? We're the greatest team WWE:IA has ever seen. Which is why we're the FIRST, and, get this, ONLY WWE:IA Beatdown Tag Team Champions. Because not only are we good, not only are we great... We're American... Which makes us better than you." Joshua dropped the microphone as 'The Casket' played. He sat on the middle rope, offering room for Jed to get out of the ring. timhaynie Jed fixed his belt as he sat on the second rope letting Josh go through the ropes. Joshua sat on the second rope and letting Jed through the ropes. Jed and Joshua stood on the apron then stepped off Making their way to the back as a few fans started to throw food at them and their walk way. But a few crazy American tried to stop their friends from jumping the barricade! Joshua and Jed stood at the top of the ramp and then rose the tag belts into the air while having a sweet American Born Smile! They then left to the back! End of 1st promo!
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:04 pm
New member to come. Seeing IA pretty much died. We have to introduce the new member in another guild. Like WGUT for example!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:42 am
Jed looked at the broomstick for a second as he just laid there with the tag belt over him. Jed asked for a microphone!
"Who are you? What do you think you are doing? "
Jed looked at the broomstick as the crowd changed from cheers to boos.
"Seriously! What did you do in this match? I am the one that got the win! I am the one that has all the talent..The American Made Talent!"
The crowd had a little Broomstick chant going! As all the tag teams were still on the outside of the ring!
"So I think it's about time for.." Jed moved over to the broomstick while helping it up to the ropes near the corner, but not in the corner. Broomstick was leaning in the far corner area to the right of the turnbuckle! "I think this Jed and Broomstick tag team is." Jed dropped the microphone and tag belt.
Jed went for a clothesline, but the broomstick ducked it while hitting the other ropes near the corner turnbuckle. He hit the left side of the corner came back. Jed was then hit as if the broomstick was throwing punches. Because every time the broomstick would hit Jed, it would fall back to the ropes and rebound. After two hits the crowd was cheering loudly. On the four one Jed walked back for a second. The broomstick then was coming back after hit the ropes. Jed took a step forward and the broomstick kept falling down going for a toe chop. At the last second Jed moved his foot. Jed then yelled! "NOT THIS TIME!!"
Jed started to stomp on the broomstick near the bristles. The ref came by and said"Quit hitting him in his crotch!" Jed looked at the ref and gave him a just a regular European upper cutter. He fell to the canvas and rolled out of the ring. Jed moved back to the broomstick and was about to pick him up to go for a move when Marxx and Harli started to club Jed in the back.
As this happen Joshua Danielson made his way down to the ring with a chair. As Marxx was lifting Jed up for the DSC! Josh hit Marxx in the back with the chair. This chair said American Made Muscle! Harli went for a few punches to Josh, but he ducked the last one and gave him a chair shot to the head. Harli was hit and went the ropes. The Fallen Ones were about to get into the ring, but just walked away. Jed spat on Marxx before lifting him up. Josh kicked Marxx in the gut making him bend over. Jed ran the to ropes in front of Marxx while Josh ran to the ropes to the right of Marxx. Jed ran and hit a Mafia kick. Marxx was hit with Jed kick and started to fall back into a sitting position before getting BLASTED with Josh kick which made Marxx flip to his back and lay on the canvas. Jed and Josh stood next to each other and slowly turned towards the broomstick that hadn't moved.
Josh raise Broomstick up and Jed sprung off the top rope and hit the MORAL EVENT HORIZON!!!
To The Limit!!
Do you wanna know about the box
A casket with padlocks
Broken off the hinge, b***h, eat a c**k
Buried in the earth then forgotten about
Feelin' good like a ********' first day out
Jed and Josh both stood on the broomstick while holding the tag title into the air! Jed looked around as Marxx was laying on the canvas, Harli on the outside, and broomstick under their feet!
^Josh^
^Jed^
GCW Wins Tag belts in Debut of GCW!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:39 pm
Congrats on the tag title win!
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