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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:30 pm
A true friend is one who subscribes to two season tickets at the Paris Opera.
(I got that in an advertisement fortune cookie, except it said the local opera.)
*uncreatively opens cookie*
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:20 pm
Turns out, a small jar will contain you.
*lets gwee burn cookie away, leaving a slightly burnt fortune*
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:30 am
(Nice.)
Your fortune is only as deep as your disfigurement, you merely have to find it.
*Punjabs the fortune cookie*
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 5:55 pm
(thanks, I do what I can with my insanity.)
"Remember that there are worse things than a shattered chandelier!"
*submerges cookie in the underground lake and takes out soggy fortune*
(sorry for the sucky fortune, I can't think of much today...*is brain-dead*)
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 8:11 am
(ha, don't worry. Mine usually suck.)
Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout to the Angel of Music.
*places the cookie near Carlotta while she sings until it shaters*
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:03 pm
You will have a relaxing day with Raoul.
*lets Piangi gobble up the cookie while the fortune drops to the ground*
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:49 pm
Never let the Daroga near Erik unattended for long amounts of time.
*smashes cookie with spiky club-thingy*
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:10 pm
A clean conscience is a good pillow...for Erik and Christine to sleep on. Lucky numbers: 8/31/1986
*smashes cookie inside the wrapper, opens the wrapper, and takes the fortune out*
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:04 pm
Never tell the Opera Ghost that you hate his music. It might be the last thing you do.
*somehow crushes cookie without touching it*
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:48 pm
Constant grinding turn Erik's steel rod into a tiny needle. (A real fortune I once got... with "a" instead of "Erik's")
*opens cookie to be one of the lucky one's with 2 fortunes inside xd ... cries upon discovering one is simply blank crying *
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:50 pm
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