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 Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:35 pm
DAY 15 Draconissa stood still by the top of a waterfall, staring down into the sparkling rainbow caused by its splash. This island was truly full of wonders. But the sniper wasn't so much worried about those. He was determined to finish what he had started. Draconissa was going down. And this time, he'd shoot her until she was dead.
BLAM. BLAM. BLAM. BLAM.
Draconissa's body shook with each impact, sailing over the edge of the waterfall. But to the Sniper's surprise, it seemed to float for a moment, as though it was light on the heavy winds. That wasn't human, was it? He stepped closer to investigate, to find that...
... This wasn't Draconissa at all!! In fact, she was nothing but a scarecrow, designed to look very much like her from behind! The Sniper gasped, then suddenly heard the noise of a gun cocking.
"G-Team..." he growled loudly, enraged that he'd been fooled again.
The G-Team member nibbled down on the stick of pocky that was hanging from his mouth, adjusting his aim. Apparently he'd heard the gunshots in the middle of a delicious snack.
"You're done, Sniper. Come quietly."
"NEVER! I will kill everyone on this island, and you can't stop m-"
BLAM.
The sniper's pupil's dilated as a bullet grazed his shoulder. Glaring furiously, he took a flying leap off the waterfall. The G-Team gasped, almost choking on his pocky stick, and dashed to see what would happen.
The Sniper threw out his arms, holding out his sniper coat, which suddenly caught wind and allowed him to glide away like a flying squirrel.
The lone G-Team member cursed loudly.
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Emo_Pirate was the next into the Brig, and she immediately went into the emo corner to sulk. Dave shambled over, drooling a bit.
"Why pirate sad!?" He queried.
"I'm always sad... and now I'm wrongly accused," Emo_pirate pouted, pulling her knees to her chest.
"Pirate no be sad! Here, have treasure chest!" Dave reached inside his stomach, plunking down a small box full of gold coins. Emo's eyes widened, shimmering slightly with tears.
"That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done to cheer me up..."
"Dave was once pirate too! Dave knows," the zombie nodded vaguely.
"I think I'm gonna be sick," Tootsie mumbled from the other corner of the jail, where the jailbirds had mostly gathered around.
"Well, never mind them. Now that there is land near the ship, us jailbirds can plot to escape from this terrible Brig!" Ginji clapped.
"How do we do that?" Photo asked.
"Well, first we need a dog with some keys..."
Everyone in the jail groaned.
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L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB was skeptical. Cherry Ave had told her that there was a great surprise waiting for her, and was leading her blindfolded through the jungle. However, walking was very annoying this way, and Lyzz had to keep lifting up her large dress to step over things. Really, she would have liked to avoid going into the jungle at all, but Cherry insisted that the surprise was that good, so she went along with it. After all, she was sure that Cherry wasn't the sniper.
"Okay, you can take off the blindfold now," Cherry smiled. Lyzz sighed in relief and complied, looking around. They were in the middle of what appeared to be a humongous orchard.... with equally humongous fruit. The cherries were the size of her head!
"Wow, amazing!!" Lyzz gaped.
"That's right! I knew you liked fruit, so here you go. Go ahead, try picking one of those huge cherries."
Cherry Ave began walking away. Lyzz squealed with excitement and rushed over, plucking a giant cherry off of its stem. She then began to turn the cherry at different angles, trying to decide where the best part to bite it would be...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
A safe distance away, Cherry watched the small mushroom cloud form, a wicked grin on her face. The sign next to her, which Lyzz had been unable to read due to the blindfold, read "BEWARE: GRENADE FRUITS AHEAD."
"Bye, Sniper," Cherry smirked.
--- #038, Draconissa, was PROTECTED! #044, Emo_Pirate, was jailed! #029, L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB, was killed by Cherry Ave, the Vigilante!
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:50 pm
DAY 16 The Sniper crept through the jungle, a cloak of leaves slung across his back like an invisibility cloak in the dense greenness as he stalked his prey. Merriweather had gone certifiably insane, and was now too unpredictable. It was time to kill her off before she became dangerous to his plans. He turned on the laser pointer - which caught her eye immediately. Merriweather began to chase the laser rather like a cat would. The Sniper shook his head and fired two shots into her.
BLAM! BLAM!
However, what he did not realize was that only a few feet away, a certain someone had gone into the jungle for a tinkle. But that tinkle was abruptly interrupted by the sudden death of a girl before him. Sky BIue's jaw hung open as he stared unmovingly with his pants down. He'd seen the killing!
And what's more - he'd definitely seen the killer!
And even more shocking - the killer had not seen him, and was retreating into the forest!
Sky pulled up his pants. This tinkle would serve him better in the future, he thought as he jogged back to the little camp that the GCDers had started to create. There was something he'd need first - although he didn't know if anyone had the item. He began to ask around, though none of them had one off hand. He sighed in desperation. How could he capture the sniper if he didn't have the means to create his ultimate weapon!?
He turned back to stare at the ship, which was still floating nearby. Surely there would be something on board!
He ran toward the Longevity - well, more like pee-pee-danced toward it, but he preferred to think of it as a run. He thoroughly searched the ship.
"I can't believe they don't have one! Now what am I supposed to do!?"
Sky sighed. One final resort popped into his head. Begrudgingly, he headed toward the brig. The jailbirds were plotting their escape, but looked up in surprise to see a person coming alone.
"Hey, Sky! Are you turning yourself in?" Chikorin asked, blinking.
"No, of course not. But I know who the sniper is, and I'm going to defeat him!" Sky danced a bit more. The jailbirds looked at him strangely.
"Listen, do any of you have a jar?!"
"A...jar?" They all asked in unison.
"I think I saw a jar in Dave's body cavity," Sibeiko offered.
"Can I have it please!?" Sky begged.
"Okay, but you have to set us all free!" Sibeiko beamed.
"... Sure, whatever, just give me the jar."
The jailbirds quickly pushed Dave towards Sky, who opened up his tummy. Sky grimaced, sticking his hand inside.
"Yes!" He cheered, instantly bolting off with it.
"HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?!" The jailbirds screamed.
"SorrybutIreallyhavetogo!"
--- One moment of relief later ----
Sky was back on the island. It was time for some serious business. And by that, he meant a serious attack. He pulled his weapon out, staring at the crowd of GCDers. The Sniper had already blended back in with them. But before a serious attack, a serious internal monologue had to be had. Sky commenced with this.
"Look at him, sitting there with his fancy little suit and his mustache, acting all friendly... Well, today, Sniper... it's your last stand!"
Fortenra Askasa continued to socialize, clapping and laughing heartily at a witty turn of phrase. He had no idea what was coming until it hit him.
CRACK!
SPLASH.
"AUUUUUUUG!"
A jar, filled with piss, had impacted with his head. Blood seeped from the glass and stung from the disgusting substance. Fort shot to his feet in horror, shaking his arms to get the filthy liquid off of him, but the smell had already begun to rise. And more importantly, all of that shaking had caused his Sniper Rifle to shake right out of its hiding spot and clatter to the ground.
The crowd of GCDers gasped, backing away for more reasons than one. Sky leapt from the jungle, delivering a swift kick to Fort's side and knocking him to the ground, before stealing his sniper rifle.
"Got you, Sniper! Bet you didn't know I was a master of Jarate!" Sky exclaimed, standing over him with the gun pointed down. Fort groaned, still in shock and embarrassment. Sky clicked his tongue, leaning down by him with the gun. It was almost as though he felt sorry for him. Suddenly, he struck a pose.
"HEY, Sniper! Don't worry! Today's humiliation is tomorrow's fuel for victory!"
Fort looked up in confusion. He opened his mouth to ask what Sky meant - and suddenly, the barrel of the sniper rifle was inside of it. Sky's eye twinkled as his hand rested on the trigger.
"That is, if you're not dead."
BLAM!
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Soon after, a helicopter doubled back over the island. They'd seen the SOS sign on the beach before, and was starting to take everyone away. The jailbirds were all set free as well, but Dave remained on the island, since he was too smelly for the copter. The zombie shed a single tear as the last group of passengers were rescued.
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#012, Merriweather, was sniped! #048, Fortenra Askasa, the SNIPER, was killed by Sky BIue, the Vigilante! AND THAT'S GAME.
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:09 pm
CREDITS(In order of appearance)
(Also, pretend it's scrolling.)
(Also, I'm On A Boat is playing in the credits, ********) THE CAPTAIN Desdemona "GM" Winchcombe THE SNIPER Fortenra Askasa THE NEWS REPORTER Hirun "Poo-Head" Hikari DRACONISSA OF THE G-TEAM herself -_SANITY EATER_- OF THE G-TEAM herself OUTSIDER 101 OF THE G-TEAM himself DUMB ANGEL-KILLING VIGILANTE Sibeiko INDECISIVE VIGILANTE Respectful Rhino
CRAZY BOILER ROOM VIGILANTE Heart-Shaped Toastie DUMB G-TEAM KILLING VIGILANTE
Suki Whiteangel DAVEhimself SMARTASSED CANDY VIGILANTE buzzkid24 CONFUSED VIGILANTE gute nach mond BADASS CANNON VIGILANTE
Chikorin Moonie ACTUALLY THE SNIPER VIGILANTE Fortenra Askasa ALMOST GOT THE SNIPER VIGILANTE The Sexy G I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LUCKY THE SNIPER WAS THAT THIS GUY WAS VIGILANTE VIGILANTE Alpha the White
DERANGED POKEMON VIGILANTE WHO WAS ALSO HUNGRY Merriweather
GRENADE FRUIT VIGILANTE Cherry Ave
AWESOME HERO VIGILANTE THAT KNOWS JARATE AND SAVED US ALL Sky BIue
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