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 Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:21 pm
When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. ~Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 (Thank you, Marlene.)
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner
Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. ~Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler
War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? ~The Value of Families
If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? ~Author Unknown
I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother. ~Charles Pierce, 1980
Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. ~Author Unknown
Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants. ~Lynn Lavner
For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian. ~Mabel Maney
When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys. ~Andrew G. Dehel
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a f*****t?" ~John Stewart
If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic." ~Shelly Roberts
Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one. ~Kate Clinton
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada. ~Lorne Bloch
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons. ~Letter to the editor, The Advocate
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~Woody Allen
We love men. We just don't want to see them naked. ~Two Nice Girls
If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens. ~Bert R. Sugar
-Brought to you by Demon Slave of the Damned and www.quotegarden.com/homosexuality.html
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:04 pm
"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a f*****t?" ~John Stewart
^My favorite.
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:52 pm
Quote: If homosexuality is a desease, lets all call in homosexual to work. "Sorry, cant come into work today, still homosexual You said that twice. whee
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:04 pm
neoncode Quote: If homosexuality is a desease, lets all call in homosexual to work. "Sorry, cant come into work today, still homosexual You said that twice. whee Really? Damn. ^.^ Well thats because it's my favorite one. ^.^
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:35 am
Quote: Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one. ~Kate Clinton ^ My favourite xd
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:00 pm
Tenaku Quote: Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one. ~Kate Clinton ^ My favourite xd That one made me giggle. ^.^
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:33 pm
I have a few favorites. They all made me giggle, and my mom too sometimes. let's see... Quote: The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada. ~Lorne Bloch We love men. We just don't want to see them naked. ~Two Nice Girls Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one. ~Kate Clinton Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. ~Author Unknown If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner
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