I was wifiing with a friend and we got into a random yo mama fight which got me thinking... why not go for animal crossing themed jokes?

Here's a few we came up with...

- Yo mama's so ugly that when she went to get coffee from brewster, he mistaked her for a gyroid!!!

-Yo mama's so fat that a balloon present was flying and got caught on her! (lame I know)

-Yo mama's so ugly that when blanca looked at her from a window her face exploded

-Yo mama's so ugly that when tiffany met her in town they became best friends!!!

those are a few. lets here what you can think of. 3nodding