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 Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:42 pm
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice?
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
7) How fast can you type?
8- Are you afraid of the dark?
9) What color are your socks?
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
12) Do you knock on wood?
13) Do you floss daily?
14) Do you wanna Fanta?
15) Can you hula hoop?
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
17) What do you want for Christmas?
18- Do you know the Muffin Man?
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
20) Who wrote the book of love?
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?
23) Do you whiten your teeth?
24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
27) Can you juggle?
29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
30) Do the chickens have large talons?
31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
32) Are you ready to rumble?
33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five?
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
35) How do you spell relief?
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
38- Can you handle the truth?
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do?
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:03 pm
1) Who is the last person you high-fived? My friend, I believe...
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve? Canada? war? pffft, as if!
3) Do you sleep with the tv on? nah.
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? uh, no.
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee? never had the opportunity to join one.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee? fortunately, no
7) How fast can you type? fast enough.
8- Are you afraid of the dark? no
9) What color are your socks? white and navy blue
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in? no. do you mean one of those drive-in movies? we don't have those up here in Canada.
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower? years ago. showers are faster.
12) Do you knock on wood? yes
13) Do you floss daily? when I remember, but I keep my teeth so damn clean, the dentist tells me I leave them with nothing to do.
14) Do you wanna Fanta? never tried it.
15) Can you hula hoop? no, I fail at that.
16) Are you good at keeping secrets? depends.
17) What do you want for Christmas? ummmm.... a DS would be nice.
18- Do you know the Muffin Man? DO YOU?
19) Do you talk in your sleep? I don't think I do.
20) Who wrote the book of love? Aphrodite. or rather Aphrodite's attendants, because I imagine she wouldn't spend time on writing a book.
21) Have you ever flown a kite? Yes
22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes? That's a new one, I've never heard of people doing that before.
23) Do you whiten your teeth? no.
24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? too far away, pal.
25) Have you ever asked for a pony? no, it's too impractical
26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs? uuuuuhhhh, do I get money for it? if yes, then yes, I will.
27) Can you juggle? no. I also fail at this.
29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be? uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh, STOP RAISING TUITION FEES. MY MONEYS IS FLYING OUT OF MY WALLET.
30) Do the chickens have large talons? don't think so.
31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to? uuuuuuuuuuuuh... I guess whoever happens to be nearby.
32) Are you ready to rumble? No, but it's time to d-d-d-d-d-dueeeeeeellll!!!!
33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five? That's not a number, I'm afraid.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school? no.
35) How do you spell relief? RELIEF
36) Have you ever crawled through a window? yes.
37) Have you ever eaten dog food? no, I heard it's good though
38- Can you handle the truth? maybe
39) Do you like green eggs and ham? nah, it usually means it's moldy.
40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do? he's a dad.
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:54 pm
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
My dad, I was so happy! He's home! XD
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
Of course, if they start drafting women I'd serve my country.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Sometimes, but it wakes me up by 2 am if I do.
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice?
If you mean have I even choked on juice because it went down the wrong pipe then yes. All the time...
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Never been in one, but I always got As on spelling tests.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Nope, isn't that weird...
7) How fast can you type?
Last time I was forced to take a class it was nearly 55 words a minute.
8- Are you afraid of the dark?
Sort of, if I'm partifcularly paranoid at any time I'm plung in a night-light.
9) What color are your socks?
White right now.
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Yeesh, no.
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
A long time.
12) Do you knock on wood?
I knock on wooden doors because I'm so polite!
13) Do you floss daily?
Try weekly.
14) Do you wanna Fanta?
Orange Fanta tastes like the aluminum can I bought it in.
15) Can you hula hoop?
For a second.
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Very good. If theres one thing I know how to do it's doing nothing! Which includes not talking.
17) What do you want for Christmas?
Another warm blanket.
18- Do you know the Muffin Man?
What do you know!?! How much!!!
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
No, but I pretend to when someone's in the room.
20) Who wrote the book of love?
The Easter Bunny
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
When I was young.
22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?
Wish for them to get out of my eye. They sting.
23) Do you whiten your teeth?
I tried strips once but they were really gross.
24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
It smells delicious...
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
No, just lots and lots of kittens.
26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
I might if it meant money for college and such.
27) Can you juggle?
No, no, no. Not at all. I can't juggle one ball!
29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Leagalize gay marriage, that's one of the few issues I actually get angry about.
30) Do the chickens have large talons?
No but they definitly have very large fangs.
31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
My reflection.
32) Are you ready to rumble?
Always!
33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five?
No, everyone knows only Santa Claus can do that.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Nope, never got detention either.
35) How do you spell relief?
N-A-P!
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
I've crawled out of one.
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
No. Not even a milk bone.
38- Can you handle the truth?
No, I can't handle the truth!
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
Yes, I like green eggs and ham. I do like them, Sam I am.
40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do?
A middle aged guy in the army, that's all I can tell ya.
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:03 pm
Whoo!
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
I can't remember.
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
Nope, since I have problems that would make it so I wouldn't get drafted in the first place.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
When I'm at home.
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice?
No.
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
No.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
No.
7) How fast can you type?
No idea.
8 ) Are you afraid of the dark?
Used to be when I was little.
9) What color are your socks?
Black and white checkered.
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
No.
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
I can't remember.
12) Do you knock on wood?
On occasion.
13) Do you floss daily?
No, but I brush my teeth twice per day.
14) Do you wanna Fanta?
Yes.
15) Can you hula hoop?
Yes.
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yes and no.
17) What do you want for Christmas?
I don't know yet.
18- Do you know the Muffin Man?
We aren't currently on speaking terms.
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
No.
20) Who wrote the book of love?
No idea.
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
Yes.
22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?
No.
23) Do you whiten your teeth?
I tried it before, but it didn't work.
24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Is it bacon?
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
Yes.
26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
No. I would want to raise my own kids.
27) Can you juggle?
No.
29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
Proposition 8 in California.
30) Do the chickens have large talons?
"I can't understand a word you just said."
31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
Someone who thinks that they have nothing to live for. Those people need a little happiness in their lives.
32) Are you ready to rumble?
You know it.
33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five?
Twice.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
No.
35) How do you spell relief?
Relief.
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
No.
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
No, but I had a dog biscuit once.
38 ) Can you handle the truth?
Yes.
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam I Am.
40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do?
He be Mike. As he's told me before, he has the same job as Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles: Claims adjuster.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:29 pm
1) Who is the last person you high-fived? My ferend.(Friend)
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve? Yesh.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on? Sometimes.
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice? What's that.? o.O
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee? I've been in one.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee? No.
7) How fast can you type? I guess pretty fast.
8- Are you afraid of the dark? Not rly.
9) What color are your socks? White atm.
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in? Sure..
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower? A few years ago. Baths are disgusting. You're just sitting in your own dirty bath water.
12) Do you knock on wood? Yes.
13) Do you floss daily? No.
14) Do you wanna Fanta? No.
15) Can you hula hoop? Yes.
16) Are you good at keeping secrets? Yes.
17) What do you want for Christmas? Another laptop.
18- Do you know the Muffin Man? Yes.
19) Do you talk in your sleep? I've been told I do.
20) Who wrote the book of love? My face.
21) Have you ever flown a kite? No.
22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes? No.
23) Do you whiten your teeth? Yesh.
24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yesh.
25) Have you ever asked for a pony? No.
26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs? Umm, no.
27) Can you juggle? No.
29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be? Allowing kids to vote.
30) Do the chickens have large talons? No.
31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to? Umm, my mom.
32) Are you ready to rumble? Ya, I am.
33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five? Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school? No, I'm a nerd. Jkin.
35) How do you spell relief? Relief?
36) Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes.
37) Have you ever eaten dog food? No.
38- Can you handle the truth? I guess so.
39) Do you like green eggs and ham? Yes.
40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do?My dad. o.o'' His job is being my dad. o.o''
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:04 pm
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
can't remember... probably one o' my brothers.
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
well, if i am drafted, i kinda have to.
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
no...
4) Have you ever wheezed the juice?
"wheezed"? wtf is "wheezed"?
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
no.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
i got attacked by a hive once. NOT. PLEASANT.
7) How fast can you type?
i dunno, mildly fast.
8- Are you afraid of the dark?
i think a better question is, why is the separator for eight a dash, and for the other numbers it's a parenthesis?
9) What color are your socks?
i have many colors and patterns of socks.
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
um, ew, no way.
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
never, really. i take baths for relaxing, not cleaning.
12) Do you knock on wood?
when i go over to somebody's house, yes, because i have to announce my presence.
13) Do you floss daily?
yeppers.
14) Do you wanna Fanta?
yes. and i also the old fantanas back.
15) Can you hula hoop?
yes! i can even do the macarena while hula-hooping.
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
indeed.
17) What do you want for Christmas?
clothes. and a doll.
18- Do you know the Muffin Man?
the one on drury lane? no. not that one.
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
no.
20) Who wrote the book of love?
i am unaware of this book.
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
up to the highest heights, and sent it soaring? yes.
22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?
people do that?
23) Do you whiten your teeth?
i use whitening toothpaste, does that count?
24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
i am unaware of this reference. please file it away in sector 7-aFiveNine to be looked at later.
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
probably.
26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
that just sounds awkward.
27) Can you juggle?
i wish.
29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
i wouldn't enact any new laws.
30) Do the chickens have large talons?
isn't this a napoleon dynamite reference?
31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
my fambly.
32) Are you ready to rumble?
you said it wrong. it's "ARE YOUU RRREADAY TO RRRRRUMMMMBLEE?!?!
33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five?
HA.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
no. i was supposed to serve a suspension in elementary school, but we moved. huzzah!
35) How do you spell relief?
ARE-EE-EHL-EYE-EE-EFF.
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
no. i have CLIMBED OUT of one, though.
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
buh, gross!
38- Can you handle the truth?
depends on which truth it is. how hot dogs are made, i cannot handle that. whether or not the dinner i am eating has onions in it, i can handle that.
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
wow, i totally just started singing that song in my mind.
40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do?
mah daddy is joe, and he finances cars!
also, why is there no 28? and why are all the numbers ending in eight separated with a dash and not a parenthesis? is this one of those "ooh ha ha you didn't notice this!!" kinda things?
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:20 pm
@loggiechik: Put the parenthesis directly after any eight and see what happens.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:23 pm
stephanie...
nah, i don't get it.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:25 pm
It turns into the "cool" smiley face: cool
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