Looking in on this match from GCW.com is GCW fan and critic Pyromaniacs United, who is doing commentary on this match while on the phone with his buddy Harli the Death God.
Pyro: "Damn, dude. Kalos just totally no-sold that kick by Christina. And then he godmodded by automatically tagging Marxx in. Hang on. Let me get someone else on the phone, Harli."
???: "Hello?"
Pyro: "John! How are you?"
John Cena: "Just fine, Pyro. You?"
Pyro: "Are you watching this match on GCW.com? It's Kalos and Harli vs The Midnight Riders."
Cena: "I am. And I have one thing to say about it! Kal...."

Cena: "And man, you shoulda seen Batista's face one time when the fans booed him during his ECW Title Match with the Big Show in 2006:"

Pyro: "So Kal's that bad, huh?"
Cena: "Man, it's like watching me versus Triple H at Wrestlemania 22!"
Pyro: "Or like roleplaying a handicap match with Lord Buckey O'Niel as the Brothers of Destruction."
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