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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 5:20 pm
post ur fav. chusk norris facts
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 5:21 pm
ill go first "chuck norris doesnt read books he stares at them till they give him the answer he needs"
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brightsword0 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 7:48 pm
Only the power-pack taste of Sunny-D can defeat Chuck Norris.
Or Masterchief, Bruce Lee, and Marcus Fenix.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:10 am
BRIGHTSWOR SAYS LIES SHUN SHUN SHUN
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 6:06 am
No, actually he quoted me. I said that one time a long time ago in the randomness forum.XD
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:01 pm
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brightsword0 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:35 am
Chuck norris can believe it's not butter.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:26 pm
LOLZ HAMMER BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...........ban......
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:18 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:15 am
Chuck norris created the camel when he punched a llama across the atlantic ocean.
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:55 pm
Only two people have ever successfully divided by zero, Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee did it twice, while Chuck only did it once.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:17 pm
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:16 am
Sean connery was born when chuck norris' beard fell off and grew a body.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:06 pm
The saddest moment for every child is not when they learn that Santa isn't real. It's when they learn that Chuck Norris is.
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:47 am
... O.o ... What is it with guys and chuck norris?
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