Tonight, I bring you an opportunity to obtain an exclusive painting*** from renowned**** artist***** Bob Dragonslayer. Simply post that you would like a picture, and I will create one based upon your avatar and your soul******. This service is free**, so please, have patience and enjoy your fine* art!
As a sample, gaze upon this: the avatar of the resident mod chianachan
And one of myself
*Probably a lie
**You get what you pay for
***MS Paint
****My mommy says I'm great
*****And handsome
******Whatever comes to mind