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THIS IS A VERY LONG POST!! It might take you 2 tries to get through it... But it is filled with "OMGWTF"

SO let me give you a little background just so I don't toss you into the middle of this story and drown you.

I'm in this class, and there are these "Drama Fools" in there. Now, me and the drama fools have never, and will never get along, they are a different kind of jerk, and they are rude to people they don't know, and talk about things they have no clue about (like they'll make fun of somebody for being lazy, and not reading when that person doesn't know a specific scene, and when it happened). ANYWAYS! I made it clear to them that I don't like them, and I have NO problem with them not liking me, their jokes don't phase me, because they're lame, and impersonal.

About a month ago I was put in a group with these 2 guys, who are the 2 guys I find the LEAST attractive, personality wise, and looks wise. And when I walk towards them what is the first thing I hear them say? "Look at who WE got stuck with! HAHAHA". So I'm like "OH HELL NO!" So me and the other kid that was in our group, who apparently they didn't like either just worked by ourselves.

A couple weeks later the teacher tells us about the group projects and asks us if we want her to pick our partners, I say "NO! I WANT TO WORK WITH PEOPLE I KNOW I LIKE!" everyone else in the class suffered from a crippling brain aneurysm and told her "It would only be fair if you pick them for us".

So who do I get stuck with??? Douchebag number 1, douchebag number 2, their friend who looks like Idina Menzel (you know, if she decided to become a coke addict), and this nice quiet guy. The 2 douchelicks look at us and say "I guess we'll have to do all the work, HAHAHA!". I roll my eyes and fight the urge to throw my shoe. They told me I had to take notes on 2 of the three books were assigned (We have to compare 3 books we've read, come up with a common theme, and then put on a short skit that conveys the same theme, JOY!). ANYWHOSE! I go above and beyond, I take like 10 pages of notes on ALL 3 BOOKS! And then I take the notes and condensed them and put all the most important things on one piece of paper.

Things go fine, they are rude to me and the quiet kid all the time, I'm fine, I'm fine... And then they went and stole my number from this kid in class and began calling me all the time, I NEVER answer to numbers I don't know and they never left a message.

And then today s**t. HIT. MY. FAN! I get into class, and they're discussing the skit, I got three lines because "They thought it would be best if I didn't have too much to memorize" (THANKS GUYS!). So I'm just sitting there thinking about how I'm going to dress up as a HUGE flaming queen and mess them up on the day of the presentation. But then douchebag number 1 is all "So we'll meet in the costume department" and I'm like "WHY?" and he's all "We decided to set the piece in the 1800s, we thought it would convey our theme better, and honestly it would just be fun to use this as an opportunity to grow". MY first thought was "How do I dress up as a flaming queen from the 1800s?". (And we have reached the top of the hill)

So I'm like "I'm not doing that", at this point our teacher is walking by. And douchebag number 2 is like "Well it's not like you really have much choice in the matter" and I'm like "And why is that?" and he's all "well you haven't done any work". And I'm like "WHAT?!" and now the teacher is there looking at me so I'm like "OH HELL NO!". So I start yelling at them because I did EVERYTHING they asked, and I'm all "I gave you like 10 pages of notes on all 3 books!". Then douchebag number 1 pulls out the page of my condensed notes as is all "Is this it? Is this your EXTENSIVE research?"

At this point I wanted to lunge at him, and just claw at his face until I just felt the carpeting... So I'm like "I DID A LOT MORE THAN THAT!" and douchebag number 2 is like "well, maybe you should have show it to us". And then the girl was like "You know, you didn't even come to any of our group meetings... maybe if you had you wouldn't be so lost all the time". At this point I considered how much it would really suck to go to jail for murdering an ugly chick. So I turn to her and I'm like "Well, maybe you should stop looking like the wicked witch and I'd consider being around you"... And the teacher was all "OK, calm down". And I was like "I have been calm! All these kids have been doing since we first started is trying to make me feel like crap, and honestly I've had it". And the teacher was all "OK, well maybe we can discuss it after class" and I was like "OK." And then she left and I was like "I don't want to be here" So I moved my desk to the far corner, AWAY from my group. As I'm walking away douchebag number 1 is like "Maybe you should try actually making it to this next group meeting, it's kind of an important one". I wanted to throw mys desk at him.

So I'm sitting over there for like 5 minutes... and the kid who gave my number to my group goes up to the teacher and is all "I know it's none of my business, but I know for a fact that [Buzz] has never been to any of their group meeting, we see them all the time and he's never with them" and his group all nods... and I'm like "OH... MY... GOD! I QUIT!". But then I'm like "Wait... I can't give these kids the satisfaction of thinking they won".

So I walk up to my group and I'm like "You guys, I'm sorry, maybe I should have been a little more proactive, and tried just a little bit harder, I'm sorry if I was dragging our team down. I think I should just go and do my own project, it's the only fair thing to do" and then I sighed and put my head down... and the teacher is all "No, I can't let you do that [Buzz], you have to stay with them. It's not fair that you don't get as much time to prepare as everyone else". WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!

So I sit back down and start reading over the skit again... and the LAME a** JOKES! And laugh and say "this is really good guys" and douchebag number 1 like "thanks, sorry we could give you more lines" and in my head I'm like "WHY ARE YOU BEING SO ******** FAKE!!!!! JUST A SECOND AGO YOU PRACTICALLY SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER!!"... Even though I was being fake also... but I had not just tried to humiliate anyone.

So then I'm like "I have to go now, I'll call you guys later". And douchebag number 1 was like "Do you have our numbers?" and I'm all "I don't need them, I'm sure they'll be under 'a*****e, bitchlick, douchebag, and wannabes" and I walked out of the room.

I was SOOOO pissed... Like I was SO enraged, I was shaking... I NEED to mess them up... I NEED to get them back. I NEED to show those loser who they JUST messed with. Don't worry, NO violence, just a little evil... I'd love nothing more than to see them cry... stare

TL;DR-- SCREW OFF! GO BACK AND READ!!

I hate people like that. I have the same problem and they act like I don't do s**t even though I'm practically doing all of the work and they're sitting around talking behind my back and complaining that I don't do anything even though I was the one that read the book, took the notes, got the pictures, bought all of the supplies and put it together and they took the credit...

yeah.. its not fair no tl;dr..

MERCAIN & VANILLA-- I seriously don't care. But playing on railroad tracks is never beneficial to your health. Just a warning.

DERRAI-- SEE! I would just do my own project in that case. Since you're already doing everything. But with me, I did what they asked me to do, I did it a little better, but it was what was asked of me.

SIB-- Yeah, I'd do that, if I wanted to do the same thing back, I could just go to the teacher, cry and tell her that I had the idea for the skit, and I took 10 pages of notes, I gave them all the information, but I couldn't make it to group meeting outside of class because I didn't have a car because it's in the shop (Which isn't a lie). But then what would happen is, I'd be doing the same thing back to them, sure mine might cost them more, but it would still be a little too "eye for an eye". I want to go a little more "eye for your genitalia"

NYMPHIE-- Im not going to let THEM out douche ME. HELL NO! That's why I had to make sure I was still in the group, because it would be easier to crack them from the inside. I've been trying to get in touch with my cousin, she made her schools cheerleading squad lose a competition because one of them was trying to steal her boyfriend. AN EVIL GENIUS!

TRISK-- OMG! This isn't even High School, which is why I was like "WHAT THE FUNKMEISTERS?!?!". WE ARE IN COLLEGE!! GROW UP!

GAWD! If this was High School, I would have had SOO many more words for them... Because it doesn't even matter there. But since in college I can get kicked out for stuff like kicking a girl in the face... I decided not to risk losing my cool too much.

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Ahhh... I see now... you REALLY wanna make 'em pay.

In that case... "start" by sabotaging their notes and stuff...

Then see if you can't get one to think the other is after their girl or something (inspired by your story, ne? ^_^)

...and... er... well... I'm sure that you're hatching better schemes than I can think of...

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