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Contraband lollipop Captain
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 Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 5:42 pm
o1. Follow Gaia's TOS and the rules below.
o2. I, contraband lollipop, am in charge here, and maybe Maestro, listen to us. Ha!
o3. No godmoding, puppeteering, or other such nonsense.
o4. No killing unless the other player has agreed to it, even after that, both the killer and killee need to send me a pm saying that it is fine with both of you.
o5. Ugh. Their was a rule here but I took it out. Now I have to think of a rule to put here. That should take me some time, so just sit back and re-- hey look! Bones is on!
o6. Post two to three good sized paragraphs. This is literate so remember it! Your posts don't have to look super pretty, but I will ask that you limit the font size to around 9-11, nothing bigger or smaller.
o7. Character limit is three and try to keep them from interacting too much.
o8. If you want to play a cannon not listed, ask. I might have forgotten them.
Stop cheating by highlighting the whole damn thing and read the rules! There is nothing here.
o9. Nine is too awesome of a number to weighed down with a rule.
1o. So anyways, be nice to people in this guild. Some of us only watched the shows and cartoons growing up and doesn't know a good portion of the whole story line. Please be nice to us and just help us down the path.
11. Rules may be added later!
12. For multiple chars distinguish between their two posts by format or at least colors and rule six applies per each character, not both combined!
13. I forgot this one. You may reserve character spots for 48-72 hours. If you are unable to finish the profile in this period of time, send me a very good excuse and I will extend it for as long as I see fit. I have been super lax about this, so I am going to step it up.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 9:35 pm
These are simply joke rules to "abide" by at the institute. Read along, add some in the Out of Cookies thread or PM Monseiur-Maestro-648/Contraband Lollipop to contribute one. Read along && enjoy~! Big NO-NO's at the Institute o1.] No rubbing Prof. X's head with shaving cream.
xxxJean Grey: Can we rub it and wish for something?
xxxRichard -- Nightmare: You think I'd get expelled for licking it and say I was only trying a new approach to 'borrow'ing powers? o.o;;
o2.] Pets are allowed only if a part of the power granted, unless, of course, that includes GIANT HAIRY MONKEY SPIDERS WITH GREEN FACES AND ORANGE EYES WHICH SHOOT LAZERS FASTER THAN THE 'SHOOP DA WHOOP' ANIMATION!
--No more stray kittens, either. [/coughcoughPRYDEcough]
o3.] For the last time, trying to defrost Bobby Drake in the microwave does not count as a science project.
xxxSkylar Hikaru: I think it was pretty impressive that we built a microwave large enough to fit Bobby.
o4.] Do not hide things inside of people. Especially ice cream.
xxxGambit: Kitty. -stares her down-
o5.] Don't try and lick Logan's claws during the winter... Just.. Don't...
xxxSkylar Hikaru: Well I triple dog dare you!
xxxRichard -- Nightmare: .... I had to get Toad's power.. @_@
Tongue removal didn't work. I thought I could get his claws!
xxxSmithy Evans: But you already have them...
xxxRichard -- Nightmare: Shut up.... -_-;;;; -extends claws-
xxxSmithy Evans: O.o;; Okay! Okay!
o6.] When you touch yourself at night, remember there are telepaths all around you.
xxxGambit: Ben.
xxxBenjammin: Your just jealous that more people think about me at those times than you.
xxxGambit: -deathglare-
xxxJean Grey:Does Ben still think people touch themselves while thinking about him? /Trust/ me Gambit is at the top of that list.
o7.] Don't try to steal Scott Summer's glasses.
xxxSkylar Hikaru: Let's just say that was a very unpleasant shower.
xxxSmithy Evans: Or his picture frame, for that matter. I almost got killed 3 times.. By Jean, of course... gonk
o8.] Do not even think about using nair on Mr. McCoy.
xxxJean Grey: So along as we don't think about using nair, we can use it right?
o9.] Do not rig the televisions in the freshmen's dorm area to play a fake sex tape of Scott Summers and Jean Grey at maximum volume non-stop.
xxxSkylar Hikaru: That had to have been the funniest thing ever. Besides, we all know they have one.
xxxJean Grey: Get with the 21st century. It's a DVD.
xxxAlex: OH god, I'm BLIND!! -Repressed Memories returning-
xxxRichard -- Nightmare: -snickers- No matter what it was, using it in the danger room was genius!
xxxSmithy Evans: -chuckles- Thanks?
I mean. o.o;; WHO WOULD EVER DO THAT?!?!!?!
1o.] Just because you can hit harder, doesn't mean you should.
xxxSmithy Evans: Or hit at all... >_>
11.] We are not Hogwarts, The Unseen University, The Starfleet Academy or Stargate Command. Stop answering the phone as such.
xxxSkylar Hikaru: It's not my fault that Professor X has an uncanny resemblance to Picard, and that my last name is Kirk. Captain Kirk and Picard. What a duo.
xxxSmithy Evans: You have GOT to get a job.
12.] Do not teach the students how to play poker.
xxxGambit: What if they want to learn?
xxxSmithy Evans: OR CHEAT WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO LEARN~!!!
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[[More to be added]]
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Montferer - Maestro Vice Captain
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