DJ LAZA
Ok I was reeeallly bored at work yesterday so I made up a bunch of really lame Lady GaGa jokes.


What did Lady GaGa say when she got to Disney World?

"Let's have some fun, this place is sick! I wanna take a ride on the disco stick!"

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When Lady GaGa dies where will she go?

Disco Heaven

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What did Lady GaGa say when the power went out in her house?

"Can't read my, can't read my, no I can't read my favorite novel! Anyone got a candle for me?" gonk

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Lady GaGa gets a job at a pet store. One day a woman comes in and says "my cat is sick, what do I do?"

Lady GaGa replies, "Shake ur kitty"

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What is Lady GaGa's favorite snack?

Dirty Ice Cream xp

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When Lady GaGa went to visit Canada, what did she say to try to fit in with the Canadians?

"Eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say."

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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Eh, Eh
Eh, Eh Who?
Eh, Eh, Nothing else I can say!


That was pretty lame. >.>;
But I smiled at a few of them. :3

I don't have anything better anyways.