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 Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:41 pm
our bd likes to say "WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN??? he also likes, "im sick and tired of this crap!!!" he's not the nicest person....very cranky.
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:36 pm
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed,
but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance...
"Courteous of... that guy" [while pointing at whoever messed up]
"[makes stabbing motions with baton]"
... In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years
of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:10 pm
Douchebag. lol. that is his favorite word. he sarcastically calls us all douchebags.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:09 pm
Our BD, he arrogant. But he's cool..
This is his biggest catch phrase!
"Your face."
PS. He once said that to me and I told him, "Your face is a disgrace." He laughed because I was the only one who could top his catch phrase.. XD
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:18 pm
Our band director just gets this confused look on his face and stops conducting. After we all die out because we realize he stopped conducting and is just staring at his music, then he looks up at us and says:
"Nah. 132."
and we begin at measure132. this will go on until we get it right... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:12 pm
"Make the crowd throw babies!!"
"Good is the enemy of great."
"Clarinets, play ffffff the whole song."
"I usually don't say this but trumpets, play stronger!!" ...He says that A LOT. xDD
*band rushing* "You're dragging."
*band dragging* "You're rushing."
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:07 pm
there are a LOT, but these are my top favs.
During marching season:
"Balls to the Walls"
"if you don't clench your butt i'm gonna put my foot up it"
"If those vilonia bandies throw ice at you again, don't react........ until you're sure no one is looking. then throw water at the woodwinds."
Concert Season:
"Shut UP flutes"
"Flutes, you're offensive."
"Don't fake, if you cant play it, leave"
"Ben, turn on the ac"
"Ben, why isn't the ac on?"
'BEN YOU'RE A FAILURE!!! Baylee, will you pls turn on the AC"
"How the he** are we gonna fit 120 bandies in here next year?"
(our band room barely fits our current 96)
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:21 pm
"One more time and I'll let you have a break, promise." *Three more times later*
"This is concert band not marching band."
"Pick up your toes!"
" LOUDER!"
"Who was talking? Be honest and give me push ups."
"Everybody has to care." *Goes into a long speech how everybody needs to care or doesn't give a rip*
I can't remember anymore, but his voice cracks like a thirteen year old and it's freaking hilarious! rofl
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 10:21 am
~Aiwrpwane!!!
~"Don't suck"(While counting us off, when sight reading)
~"Don't shake the puppy"
~"Don't stab the bunny"
~"TRUMPETS! Blow like your laying flat on the ground and I'm jumping on you!"
~"Flutes, lift your head."
~"Back off the back of the chair."
~"It's not a stroll in the mall!" (marching seasom)
~"The nieghbors are getting sick of hearing me yell at you guys." (Marching season)
~"Clarienets, use the right tounge!"
And I think that's it...
Mr. Sever, you're awesome!
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:40 pm
This our's favorite: "Trumpets, shut up"
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:47 pm
Here is my favorite:
No, a concert F, not an elephant fart.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 7:23 pm
"Let's go people!" She says every class...
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:34 am
emo_band_nerd "Make the crowd throw babies!!"
"Good is the enemy of great."
"Clarinets, play ffffff the whole song."
"I usually don't say this but trumpets, play stronger!!" ...He says that A LOT. xDD
*band rushing* "You're dragging."
*band dragging* "You're rushing."
My band director is always talking about how after a performance people are throwing babies too XD
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