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So one morning he wakes up and starts getting dressed then he noticed a red ring around his p***s so he went to a doctor and asked the doctor gave him some pills and said he thought it was a rash and to come back in a week He did and the pills still didn't work so this happened three times then the doctor gave him some cream and told him to come back tomorrow so he used it and put it on then the next day he when to the doctor and said doc your amazing it worked what was it the doc said well it was lipstick remover

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what is bill clintons Idea of safe sex? when hillary is out of town

i did not have sex with that woman
no i just let her eat my bottom half nothing more...i didn't do any thing but stand there...

hey monica lick this

that is good! lol!