Yes sir, we promised you a great main event here tonight

He is here, ANDRE THE GIANT!

WrestleMania!

Hulkimania, is Running Wild!

Rest In Peace- MY GOD WHAT A FALL!

IF YA SMELLL

YOU'RE FIRED

Gimmie a Hell Yeah!

The entire world is watching!

WWE:U

World Wrestling Entertainment: Unlimited

Evan Graham is faded into the screen as a recap of a recent promo is shown

“I will never let you ignorant fools disrespect the ones who sacrificed everything for this business ever again, and so today the Heavyweight Champion changes his identity. I hereby renounce my birth name of Mike Landry, Innovator, and become Evan Graham, Heartbreaker. Deal with it.”

The screen fades out, then back in to show Venom who announced his new name

"People you are staring into the face of your new champion, because at Night of Champions, Felix Coronel, gets something he has been waiting for a long time and that is his second World Championship."

It fades out again, and then back to Kelly King 2.0

“I am the One True King... and I stand here for you all today to tell you for the first time... I am your King... but I don't mean that in a degrading way... I don't think I am better than any one of you. You people supply my with the reasons to keep getting up after each horrendous treachery, and you will me to my feet and you ask me to fight on and for the past year you've all been MY heroes. But that time is over. Now it's time for me to be YOUR hero."

Then to Jed

"I am A Former WWE:U Champion, I am the Winner of Mike Landry v.s. Jed at WrestleVasion which was a Iron man Steel Cage Match, and A GOD Among KINGS!"

To the returning Christian

"I am back, after a necessary sabbatical and let me tell each and every one of MY PEEPS... my batteries are recharged, I'm at peak physical condition and I am still an INSTANT CLASSIC. THAT’S HOW I ROLL!”

And finally to Michael Thomas

“I realize now that up until this point I have been talking about this match as if there an ounce of doubt within me, so now I will say it, at Night of Champions, before the fans that make this company what it is, I will take Matt Stone and put him through HELL, and when it’s over and the dust rises, YOU, THE FANS, WILL HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!"

JR: Were here at a monumental Night of Champions PPV here at the Astro Dome in Houston Texas, and we have an amazing card lined up for you tonight, thank you so much for inviting us into your home for what is shaping up to be the biggest clash of our generation!

Striker: That’s right JR, there’s a lot of history here at the Astro Dome, the very first home run hit here was from the legendary Mickey Mantle, and The 1986 National League Championship Series ended with what at the time was the longest post-season game in history. The hometown Astros lost an epic 16-inning Game 6 to the New York Mets, 5—3. And you have something else right JR, I think without a doubt we are about to witness some epic encounters here in Houston tonight, these fans are going to blow the roof off the joint if we keep them waiting any longer.

JR: We have a Career Threatening match for the man known as Marxx, if Nuke Fusion is able to defeat him then we say goodbye to our Marxxaddiction forever.

Striker: The Intercontinental Title is up for grabs when long time defending champion Xavier Cross accepts the challenge of the Talented One Cartwright, but in this match we will see who truly is the most talented and who deserves their hype.

JR: Tag Team gold is up for grabs when Team Priceless takes on the Punks of Steel. We’ve seen Matt Shanahan take on several tag team partners and make gold come to him, but now he faces the challenge of possibly the most genetically gifted athletes on the roster, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase.

Striker: Then WWE:U takes it Hardcore when Snypa and the Hardcore Genius Seita Grey clash for the very first time, we’ve seen Seita win matches before they even begin as he took out AJ Styles, but will he take similar aim on his opponent Snypa. Seita better make sure every chair shot counts, because Snypa doesn’t miss.

JR: The King of the Ring tournament finals will take place tonight, we’ve had many kings here in WWE:U but The One True King stakes claim to this year’s title, but he has to get through a battle tested veteran, the Showstopper, Shawn Michaels.

Striker: Speaking of King of the Ring, Jed lost his opportunity at this year’s glory when Captain Charisma made his triumphant return and placed himself right in Jed’s crosshairs. The God among Kings has made this feud very personal, racking up all his previous achievements against Christian’s. The winner of this match may get a jump start straight into the main even with an impressive outing, one thing is for sure we will see an epic.

JR: Next up we have a deeply personal match between Cyrus Everblaze facing off against the Legend Killer, Randy Orton in a First Blood match. Orton attacked Cyrus’ best friend Jack Leone after a match on Unlimited, and now Cyrus is fighting for revenge.

Striker: Now the women get a shot at the big time when Mystique attempts to defend her Women’s Championship against fan favorite Mickie James. The two most talented female athletes in wrestling today go head to head in what is sure to be the dark horse match on this month’s card.

JR: And in our co-main event we have our most coveted title in the WWE:U on the line as Matt Stone takes on the challenger, Michael Thomas. Michael felt screwed when Jed was defeated in their triple threat last month, but this time it’s just one on one, mono e mono.

Striker: And finally the second half of our co-main event will have our newest title defended by The Heart Breaker, Evan Graham when he wrestles the man formerly known as Venom, Felix Coronel. This match is a Watch Your Step match, where the title will change hands on a pinfall, submission, disqualification, count out, first blood, going over the top rope, failing to break a rope break or even a knockout! With so many ways to lose you have to question Graham’s intentions in challenging Felix to his match, until you realize that the champion –invented- this match and has never lost it once.

JR: Everything is on the line tonight, titles, pride, friendship and honor! Let’s take it to the ring where the action is about to begin!’