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PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:17 pm


7-Up p***s - The UN-p***s.
ABC p***s - Watched by millions of viewers.
Absolut Vodka p***s - It's absolut' perfection.
Alka-Seltzer p***s - Plop, plop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it
is...

All State p***s - You're in good hands.
American Express p***s - Don't leave home without it.
AMTRAK p***s - All Aboard.
AOL p***s - It's so easy to use, no wonder it is #1.
Army p***s - Be all that you can be.
AT&T p***s - Reach out and touch someone.
Avis p***s - Trying harder than ever.
Bacardi p***s - Taste the feeling.
Barney p***s - It says "I love you!"
Barq's p***s - The one with bite.
Baskins-Robbins p***s - 31 flavors.
Beatles p***s - Now half the size it used be.
Beavis p***s - Look! it's changing color!
Beef p***s - It's what's for dinner.
Bic Lighter p***s - Go ahead and flick my p***s.
Big Red p***s - It's longer with big red.
Borden p***s - It's GOT to be good.
Borg p***s - Resistance is futile.
Bounce p***s - With Static-Guard!
Bounty p***s - The quicker picker-upper.
Bud Lite p***s - Great taste, less filling.
Budweiser p***s - This bud's for you.
Burger King p***s - Have it your way.
Burger King p***s 2 - It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
Butterfinger p***s - Nobody better lay a finger on my p***s.
California Lotto p***s - Who's next?
Calloway Putter p***s - It will improve your stroke.
Campbells Soup p***s - Mmmm mmm good.
Captain Planet p***s - Go p***s!!
Champion p***s - The official p***s of the 2004 USA Olympic team.
Charmin Double Roll p***s - It lasts longer because it IS longer.
Charmin p***s - Don't squeeze the p***s!
Chevy Truck p***s - Like a rock!
Cinnamon Toast Crunch p***s - It's the adult thing to do.
Citibank Visa p***s - It's everywhere you want to be.
CNN Sports Illustrated p***s - As interactive as you can get without
getting bruised.

Cobain p***s - It blows itself away.
Coca Cola p***s - Always the Real Thing.
Coco Puff p***s - You'll go cuckoo for penises.
Colgate p***s - Now that's something to smile about.
Crest p***s - Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
Dairy Queen p***s - Hot eats, cool treats.
Dairy Queen p***s 2 - We treat you right!
Dial p***s - Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody
did?

Diet Coke p***s - Just for the taste of it...
Diet Pepsi p***s - You got the right one, baby.
Disney p***s - It's a small one after all.
Disney p***s 2 - When you wish upon a p***s.
Dodge Neon p***s - There's a "lot more to love!"
Domino's Pizza p***s - Delivers in 30 min or less..
Doublemint p***s - Chewing really satisfies.
Doublemint p***s 2 - Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Dr. Pepper p***s - Wouldn't you like to be a p***s too?
Edge Shaving Cream p***s - Ultimate closeness, Ultimate comfort.
Eggo p***s - Leggo my p***s.
Energizer p***s - It keeps going and going...
Equal p***s - Tastes like Sugar.
Erricson Cell Phone p***s - Whip out your little one.
Excedrin p***s - It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
Extra p***s - Lasts an extra extra extra long time.
Exxon p***s - Put a p***s in your tank.
Flintstone's Vitamins p***s - 10 million strong and growing.
Folger's Crystals p***s - The best part of wakin up is a p***s in your
cup.

Ford p***s - Built Ford tough.
Ford p***s 2 - Have you driven a p***s lately?
Ford p***s 3 - The best never rest.
Franks Red Hot Sauce p***s - It's the oooh without the ouch.
Frosted Flakes p***s - They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
FTD p***s - Some of life's best moments come FTD.
General Electric p***s - We bring good things to life!
Generic p***s - One size fits all.
George of the Jungle p***s - Watch out for that....tree?
Gillette p***s - The best a man can get.
GMC Envoy p***s - It's the real mcCoy.
GMC Yukon p***s - Beautifully designed. Powerfully built. Genetically
engineered.

Grand Prix p***s - Wider is Better.
Hamburger Helper p***s - Makes a great meal!
Hardees Breakfast p***s - Rise and shine.
Heinz p***s - Good things come to those who wait.
Highlander p***s - In the end, there can be only one.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers p***s - "They're here already! You're
next... YOU'RE NEXT!"

Janet Jackson p***s - What have you done for ME lately?
Jell-o p***s - Look at it wiggle, see it jiggle.
Jell-o p***s 2 - There's always room for p***s.
Jewel p***s - Take a new look at an old friend.
Jolly Green GIANT p***s - Self-explanatory.
Juicyfruit p***s - The taste is gonna move ya.
Just For Men p***s - A sure thing for a natural look.
Kenny Rodgers p***s - Very very hairy.
Kenny Rodgers p***s 2 - You've got to know when to hold 'em.
Kentucky Fried Chicken p***s - Finger licking good.
Kix p***s - Kid tested, mother approved.
Knick Knack Patty Wack p***s - This old man comes rolling home!!
Lava Lamp p***s - Hee hee hee!!!!!
Lays p***s - Betcha can't eat just one.
Life Call p***s - It's fallen and it can't get up.
Life p***s - Mikey likes it.
Life Savers p***s - Five fruity flavors.
Little Caesar's p***s - p***s!! p***s!!
Little Caesar's p***s 2 - Pleaser!! Pleaser!!
Lucent p***s - We make the things that make penises work.
Lucky Charms p***s - They're magically delicious.
Luv's p***s - It'll take a load off your mind.
M&M p***s - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Macintosh p***s - Power is everything.
Macintosh p***s 2 - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Magnavox p***s - Smart. Very Smart.
Maxwell House p***s - Good to the last drop.
Mazda p***s - It just feels right.
McDonald's p***s - Over 8 billion served.
McDonald's p***s 2 - Have you had your break today?
MCI p***s - For friends and family!
Men's Healthy Magazine p***s - It's a perfect fit.
Microsoft p***s - Where do you want to go today?
Milk p***s - It does a body good.
Milk p***s 2 - Got p***s?
Miller Lite p***s - Great taste, less filling.
Molson p***s - An honest p***s makes its own friends.
Mortal Kombat p***s - Nothing can prepare you.
Mr. Clean p***s - Is it wet or is it dry?
Mylanta p***s - My Doctor said my p***s.
NBA on TNT p***s - Ever want something so bad it hurts?
NBC News p***s - Now more than ever...
Neon p***s - Hi.
New York Lotto p***s - Cause hey, you never know.
Newport p***s - It's alive with pleasure.
Nike p***s - Just do it.
Nuprin p***s - Little, Yellow, Different.
Nyquil p***s - The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching,
burning, so you can rest p***s.

Oasics Running Shoe p***s - There's one less excuse to skip a day.
Oasis p***s - Thinks it's the Beatles p***s.
Ocean Spray p***s - Crave the p***s.
Payday p***s - Its almost totally nuts!
Phantom of the Opera p***s - Music of the night.
Phillips MOM p***s - It's always stimulant free.
Pillsbury Flour p***s - It comes plain or self rising.
Pinocchio p***s - The longer you lie, the more it grows.
Pizza Hut p***s - Makin' it great. Again and Again.
Pontiac p***s - Built for kicks, Built for Keeps!
Pork p***s - The other white meat.
Portofino Bay p***s - Extraordinary. Exciting. Exceptional.
Post Selects Cereal p***s - Not everything that goes into "Post
Selects" fits.

Pringles p***s - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Prudential p***s - Rock-solid p***s.
Psychic p***s - It knows you are coming before you do..
Purdue Chicken p***s - More meat, less bone.
Purple Pickle p***s - Heh heh heh.
Ragu p***s - Comes out chunkier than the rest.
Raid p***s - Kills bugs dead.
Rave Music p***s - Ya'll ready for this?
Reach Toothbrush p***s - It cleans hard to reach places.
Reese's p***s - How do you eat your p***s?
Rice Krispies p***s - What does your p***s say to you?
Rick James p***s - It's superfreaky.
Right Guard p***s - Anything less is uncivilized
Robitussin p***s - Used by nine out of ten moms.
Robutussin p***s 2 - Recommended by Dr. Mom.
Rolaids p***s - It spells relief.
Rush Limbaugh p***s - Bald and fat.
Sanka p***s - Get that good to the last drop feeling.
Sears p***s - Come see the brighter side of p***s.
Sears p***s 2 - Come see the softer side.
Secret p***s - Strong enough for a man, ph-balanced for a woman.
Sega p***s - p***s!
Siskel & Ebert p***s - 2 thumbs up...
Skittles p***s - Taste the p***s.
Slim Fast p***s - Helps you loose weight, makes you feel great.
Snickers p***s - It satisfies you.
Sony Play Station p***s - You are not ready.
Speed Stick Ultimate p***s - It kills 99% of odor-causing germs for 24
hours.

Springmaid p***s - Makes you snore like a lady.
Sprite p***s - Image is nothing... Taste is everything. Obey your p***s.
Staples p***s - Yeah, we got p***s.
Star Trek p***s - To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Star Wars p***s - Use the p***s, Luke!
Starburst p***s - The juice is loose.
Stick-Ups p***s - Stick it to 'em with p***s!
Subaru All Wheel Drive p***s - You can put it where the sun don't shine.
Subway p***s - Where fresh is the taste.
Sustecal p***s - More protein, less fat.
Swiss Miss p***s - The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
Taco Bell p***s - It runs for the border.
Taco Bell p***s 2 - Yo quiero p***s.
Timex p***s - Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.
Tombstone p***s - What would you like on your p***s?
Tootsie Roll Pop p***s - How many licks DOES it take ...?
Toyota p***s - I love what you do for me.
Toyota p***s 2 - Oh, what a feeling.
Transformers p***s - It's more than meets the eye.
Twizzler p***s - It makes mouths happy.
Uncle Sam p***s - We want you.
Vampire Lestat p***s - Drink from me and live forever.
Viagra p***s - It lets the dance begin.
Virginia Slims p***s - You've come a long way, baby.
Visa p***s - It's everywhere you want to be.
Webster's Thesaurus p***s - How many words are there for p***s?
Wendy's p***s - Where's the beef?
Wendy's p***s 2 - Hot and juicy
Wheaties p***s - The breakfast of champions.
Wizard of Oz p***s - "Oh My!"
Wonder Bubbles p***s - Magic wand inside!
Yellow Pages p***s - Let your fingers do the walking
PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:40 am


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