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Janelle is standing in the ring with a mic in hand.

"So, last week, we had a special 30 minute iron man match that was supposed to determine the number 1 contender at Disturbia. Shawn Michaels and Rhamm went to the limit without a decisive winner. Both men had two falls a piece, but before I could send this to sudden death rules, we had a little surprise. The SEWF World champion, my brother, Zarel Damone, came out to make his presence felt. He attacked both men and laid them out in the middle of the ring, so they were unable to continue."

Janelle pauses.

"So everyone is wondering what the state of the number 1 contender status is. Who is the number 1 contender? Is it Shawn Michaels, or is it Rhamm? Well, in answer to that question, it is, both men. Zarel will defend the championship in a triple threat match in the main event against both Shawn Michaels and Rhamm. And in tonight's main event, we see the reuniting of two teams. All 3 members of the Unholy Alliance will team up to take on the original DX and Rhamm in a six man tag team match. As for the rest of the Disturbia card, we will see Brandon Damone defend the International championship against Triple H. The Brothers of Destruction will meet Through the Pain in the first ever tag team casket match, in which both opponents must be put into the casket in order to win. We will see the debut of John Cena as part of Jarel's Hell in a cell challenge tournament. Randy Orton meets the Big Show. And Edge meets former international champion Demon in a rematch from last week. So, let's get to the rest of tonight's match card."

Janelle steps out of the ring and rejoins Mike at the announcer's table

The following contest is a nontitle match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...

Caught Up hits as the fans rise to their feet and Ken Armand struts out onto the stage.

"From Kansas City, Missouri, weighing in at 225 pounds, Ken Armand!"

Ken walks down ramp and stops in the center, then kneels down. On the stage, jets of red, green, white, and blue pyros shoot off as he raises his arms and looks to the ceiling. He stands up and heads down to the ring, then slides in and climbs the turnbuckle. He points out deep into the crowd, getting that section to cheer louder, then hops down as the music dies out.

The lights went black, as a red Anarchy 'A' faded onto the small video screen. 'Poison Heart' by The Ramones began playing over the PA System. Soon after, 'Anarchist' Jaysin Hayns stepped through the curtain with his cigarette in his mouth and his kendo stick in his hands. The SEWF Cruiserweight title belt was around his waist, as he kept tapping it with his kendo stick. He looked out at the crowd before taking a long drag on his cigarette and taking it out of his mouth with his empty hand. He then continued walking down the ramp. One fan tried touching Jaysin's hand, but he pulled it back quickly, and faked a swing at the fan with the kendo stick, but he pulled back and kept walking. He slid into the ring, and put his cigarette into his mouth. Jaysin took another long drag and stepped up to the second turnbuckle, before looking into the air and visibly blowing the smoke out as the crowd booed him.

"Introducing next... Weighing in at One-Hundred and Ninety-Six pounds... The SEWF Cruiserweight Champion... 'The Anarchist' Jaysin Hayns!"

Jaysin then stepped down and handed his cigarette out to a ring crew guy who then stamped it out in an ash tray on the bell table. Finally, Jaysin dropped the kendo stick onto the mat in his corner, handed his belt to the referee who then preceeded to hold it up in the air

The bell rings and the two lock up. Ken quickly takes Jaysin down with an armdrag. Jaysin pops back up and Ken takes him down with a clothesline. Ken hits the ropes and bounces back as Jaysin gets up, then gets taken down by an armdrag from the champion. Ken gets up quickly and charges in again, only to get taken down by a hip toss. Ken gets up again using the ropes and Jaysin charges in for a clothesline, but Ken counters with a back body drop to the outside. Jaysin lands on the apron and when Ken turns around hits him with a forearm to the face. Ken staggers back and Jaysin springboards in with a dropkick. Ken takes an extra step back to let him crash to the mat, then grabs his legs and attempts to lock in a sharpshooter. Jaysin scrambles back to the ropes before Ken can lock the hold in, forcing Ken to release him. Ken steps back, letting Jaysin get to his feet. Jaysin gets up and the two circle each other. Jaysin moves in for a lock up but Ken hits him with a knee to the gut, followed by a chop across the chest. He then whips Jaysin to the ropes and hits a back body drop. Jaysin hits the mat hard and gets to his feet. Ken tries to whip him to the ropes again, but Jaysin reverses. Ken bounces back and jumps onto his shoulders, then takes him down with a hurricarana, followed by some quick rights to the forehead. Ken gets up and hits the ropes, then follows with a forearm drop across the face and goes for a pin.

one...two..

Jaysin kicks out. Ken pulls him up and whips him to the turnbuckle, then goes for a clothesline. Jaysin kicks him in the face and hits a clothesline of his own. He then grabs Ken's legs and falls back, catapulting him face first into the turnbuckle. Ken hits the buckle and stumbles back into a roll up pinning combination.

one....two..


Ken kicks out. Jaysin gets up and climbs the turnbuckle. Ken gets up and he hits a diving crossbody into a pin.

one....two....

Ken kicks out again. Jaysin pulls him up and whips him to the ropes, then goes for a back body drop. Ken jumps up over him to land behind him, then catches him in a german suplex pinning combination.

one....two...

Jaysin kicks out. Ken gets to his feet first and climbs the turnbuckle. Jaysin gets up as he's climbing, then hits a right to his head as he gets there, causing him to sit on the turnbuckle. Jaysin climbs up and hits a superplex off the top rope, leaving both men down in the center of the ring.

Mike: These two men have gotten to know each other rather well over the past month. Jaysin had what was probably a hurricarana attempt scouted and managed to hit a superplex
Janelle: That's the kind of thing he needs to do if he wants to remain champion

Jaysin crawls over and throws his arm over Ken for a cover.

one....two....thr.....

Ken gets his shoulder up. Jaysin gets up and pulls Ken up, then sets him up for the Pipe Bomb. Ken pulls his legs out from under him and locks him in a sharpshooter.

Mike: Ken has Jaysin in the sharpshooter, will he tap out?
Janelle: if he does, Ken will have an awful lot of momentum heading into Disturbia with a submission win over the champion

Jaysin pulls himself across the ring and drapes an arm over the ropes. Ken releases the hold and steps back, letting Jaysin gut up on his own. When he does, Ken hits an inverted atomic drop, then knocks him down with a clothesline. Ken hits the ropes as Jaysin gets up again, then hits a flying forearm to take him down. Ken springs up and climbs the turnbuckle, then follows up with a diving elbow drop across the chest. The crowd goes wild as Ken waits in a corner for Jaysin to stand. Jaysin gets to his feet and Ken goes for the Flatliner. Jaysin ducks under it and catches him in a falling neckbreaker, leaving both men laying in the ring again.

Mike: Jaysin just narrowly avoided the Flatliner
Janelle: If that had hit, it would have been over. Lucky for Jaysin he had it scouted

Jaysin gets up and climbs the turnbuckle, then goes for the Anarclism. Ken manages to roll out of the way and get to his feet again as Jaysin crashes to the canvas. He pulls Jaysin up and hits a northern lights suplex into a pin.

one....two....thr.....

Jaysin just kicks out. Ken gets up and pulls him up into position for the Heartstopper. Jaysin pushes him back, then kicks him in the gut and puts him in position for the Pipe Bomb. Ken drops down and takes him down with a fireman's carry, then gets to his feet. Jaysin gets up and walks right into the Flatliner.


one......two.....three!

Caught Up hits again as Ken stands and looks down at Jaysin, who lays on the mat holding his jaw.

Announcer: Here is your winner, Ken Armand!

The referee raises Ken's hand as the crowd cheers

Mike: Ken has another victory over Jaysin Haynes.
Janelle: That gives him bragging rights. But this Sunday, he's got 3 other men to worry about to if he wants to finally capture the cruiserweight championship

Ken rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp. He stops on the stage and looks back as Jaysin sits up, glaring at him. Ken motions around his waist, the classic gesture that he wants the championship, before heading backstage. the show goes to commercial

the show comes back from commercial with the camera surrounded by darkness. The camera zooms out to reveal a room covered in red light, with blue fog along the ground. A casket is in the middle of the room. two sets of legs are shown standing next to the casket, one set being Kane's, the other, the Undertaker's. The camera rises up slowly until the brothers are in full view.

Undertaker: The time is drawing near. Through the Pain, your final resting place has been chosen. You're on the highway to hell, boys.

Kane: But don't fear it. Embrace it. Hell isn't such a bad place when you get used to it. It's the getting to hell that hurts.

Undertaker: San Diego, California will be the place where you meet your eternal damnation. Sunday night, you pay for your crimes.

Kane laughs sadistically: And when we take payment, we take it in blood, and we take it in souls.

Undertaker: April 5, 2009, you will receive a lesson on darkness. Gaze upon the vehicle of your destruction. This brass prison that will be your home.

Kane opens the lid, revealing the two lifelike dolls of Through the Pain.

Undertaker: You will receive a lesson on the darkness. And once and for all, you will learn your place. You say you're better than us. We're going to show you, like so many poor souls before you, that you pale in comparison to this force. We are the SEWF tag team champions, and come this Sunday, we will walk out of San Diego with our championships intact.

Kane: While you two get to see the darkness of this casket, and at the end of the tunnel, there'll be no light for you.

Undertaker: Through the Pain, you will, rest.....in......peace!

The Phenom rolls his eyes into the back of his head while Kane laughs maniacally. the camera slowly fades out

Break the walls down!

Chris Jericho's theme hits as the camera focuses on the titantron

"Introducing first, from Manhasset, New York, weighing at 232 lbs, Chris Jericho!"

Jericho walks out and heads for the ring, ignoring the boos he's getting from the crowd. He walks up the stairs and steps into the ring, seemingly pleased with the horrible reaction he's getting from the crowd


Mike: Jericho seems to have a problem with Draze dating the lovely Ashley Massaro
Janelle: I find it strange that this bothers Jericho. Why does he care who Ashley dates?

Then came Pantera's "I'm Broken" as Draze and Ashley came out to a roar from the audience. Draze did his signature Pyro display, got a kiss from Ashley, and then ran down the ramp into the ring.

Announcer: His opponent, being accompanied by Ashley Massaro, Residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 280lbs, Draze!"

Just as Draze got in the ring, he was blindsided by Jericho receiving an enziguri, forcing the ref to ring the bell. Jericho kept at it, with stomps, knees, elbows, and punches, until Draze shoved Jericho away with force, and then speared him down to the mat, following up with rapid punches. Jericho is then given a HARD irish whip to the outside, where he lands badly on his right knee. He isn't given any room to breathe, as Draze comes out of the ring with a corkscrew placha! He then rolls Jericho in, but only gets a two. Draze then locks Jericho in a Texas Cloverleaf

Mike: Jericho may have started off taking the fight to Draze, but he's locked in the Texas Cloverleaf now
Janelle: Janelle is a really technical wrestler though. He's one of the few that could go hold for hold with Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit. One way or another, he'll get out of this hold.


Jericho then finally gets to the ropes, forcing Draze to release the hold.
Jericho fianlly gets in some new offense as he hits Draze with a code breaker from nowhere! The only problem is, Draze was so close to the ropes, he just rolled out of the ring. Jericho goes outside to fetch Draze, but he instead attacks Ashley with an enziguri. Jericho snickers, until he turns around to see a VERY pissed off Draze, who throws him into the ring steps, face first. Draze gets jericho in the ring, before he goes check on Ashley.

Mike: "I hope she's ok!"
Janelle: "That was just despicable!"

Jericho isn't done with his assault yet. He has more than enough time to recover, and goes diving out over the top with a cross body plancha, taking down both Draze and Ashley. He pulls Draze up and rolls him into the ring, then slides in after him. Jericho grabs Draze's legs, looking to lock in the Walls of Jericho. Draze, however, reaches up and grabs his head, then rolls him into a small package.

one....two....three!

I'm Broken hits again as Draze rolls out of the ring and Jericho looks on in disbelief.

Announcer: Here is your winner, Draze!

Mike: Draze got him just that quick, and Jericho is irate
Janelle: Yeah, but Draze's real concern is Ashley. She hasn't moved yet.

Draze is indeed checking on Ashley again. He lifts Ashley up and carries her backstage. Jericho kicks the ropes in frustration, not believing he'd just lost. Finally he rolls out of the ring and heads backstage

The following contest is the six man tag match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first....



ARE YOU READY?

The DX theme hits as green light drops over the arena. the fans look towards the stage

BREAK IT DOWN!

Shawn Michaels comes out onto the stage along with Triple H as the crowd erupts in cheers. Shawn and The Game head down the ramp and stop at the center, then raise their arms. They hit a few crotch chops as green X pyros shoot off behind them on the stage. Finally they head down to the ring and slide inside. Shawn glares across the ring at Rhamm and the two advance on each other. Triple H seperates the two as the music dies out and tries to keep the two apart, reminding them that they are a team

Feel Good Inc hits as blue, red, and purple lights flash. Brandon dances out onto the stage, the SEWF International championship belt around his waist. Zarel walks out after him with the world championship on his shoulder, and Jarel walks out alongside him. The crowd erupts as the three brothers stand in the middle of the stage together.

"And their opponents, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at a combined weight of 881 pounds, the team of the SEWF International Champion, Brandon Damone, the Legendary Jarel Damone, and the SEWF World champion, Zarel Damone, the Unholy Alliance!"

Brandon leads the way down ramp, high fiving fans along the way. The silver dragon symbol is lowered to the ring as Brandon circles around it and the twins step onto the apron. Brandon hops up onto the apron and steps into the ring first before the twins step in over the top rope. Brandon stands in the center of the ring in front of the symbol and Zarel moves behind him first, the title belt in his right hand. Jarel stands next to Zarel and the two raise their fists as Brandon strikes his pose. Blue pyros shoot off behind them as flames erupt from the turnbuckle and the dragon symbol lights up with flames. The symbol slowly rises back into the rafters as the three move apart and the champions hand their title belts to the referee. The music dies out as the brothers look across the ring at their opponents.

Triple H steps ou ton the apron but both Rhamm and Shawn Michaels remain in the ring. Zarel and Brandon step out onto the apron as Jarel looks at the two men on the other team, waiting on them to deicde who is going to start the match while tapping his foot impatiently.

Mike: It looks like Jarel was right. There's no way Rhamm and Shawn Michaels can get along. They can't even decide who's going to start the match.
Janelle: Jarel isn't known for his patience. He's getting irritated and that's bad news for those two.

Jarel has had enough and quickly takes both men down with a double clothesline. He pulls Shawn up and tosses him out over the top rope. Jarel turns as Rhamm gets up, then hits him with a hard right to the temple. The bell rings to start the match and Jarel whips Rhamm to the ropes. Rhamm rebounds back into a rolling spinebuster from Jarel, who then attempts a pin.

one...two..

Rhamm kicks out. Jarel pulls him up by his left arm, then pulls him over to his team's corner for the Dragon Walk. Brandon tags himself in, and as Jarel locks in the short arm scissors portion of his manuever, Brandon steps up onto the top rope and hits a splash. Jarel releases his hold and steps out onto the apron as Brandon goes for the pin.

one...two....

Rhamm kicks out again and begins to get to his feet. Brandon hits a chop across the chest, then attempts to whip him to the ropes. Rhamm reverese the whip, then hits a powerslam when he bounces back. Rhamm gets up and walks over to his corner, then slaps Shawn Michaels across the face to tag him in.

Mike: That's one hell of a tag.
Janelle: Well, I guess I did kind of force them together. Didn't think they'd take it out on each other though.

Shawn gives a bitter smile and steps into the ring as Rhamm steps onto the apron Brandon gets up and Shawn hits a quick right to the forehead, then whips him to the ropes and hits a back body drop. Brandon gets up slowly, reaching for his back, and Shawn whips him to the ropes again. Brandon ducks under a clothesline and catches Shawn in a release german suplex.

Mike: What a german suplex.
Janelle: Brandon needs to get back on top of things. The smartest move would be to tag Jarel or Zarel in.

Brandon gets up first and lets Shawn stand, then whips him to the ropes. Shawn rebounds with his signature flying forearm, then nips up. He turns to Rhamm and returns the slap from earlier to tag him in. Rhamm glares at him for a few seconds before stepping into the ring. Brandon is up by this time and when Rhamm moves towards him, Brandon catches him with an inverted atomic drop, then follows with a superkick to the jaw that takes him down. Triple H rolls his eyes on the apron, not believing that his partners were botching every opportunity to wear Brandon down.

Mike: The Game is not happy with his teammates here tonight.
Janelle: They're too busy fighting with themselves to concentrate on their opponents. You can't blame the man for getting pissed with their lack of direction.

Rhamm begins to stand using the ropes and Brandon clotheslines him out over the top. Brandon moves back to the center and stares out of the ring as Rhamm gets up, holding his jaw. Shawn smirks at him and mutters, "Good job. Keep it up."

Rhamm slides in the ring in his corner but before he can hit Shawn, Triple H tags himself in. Triple H charges Brandon with a clothesline but Brandon ducks and takes the Game down with a release german suplex. Zarel steps into the ring and dashes over, knocking both Rhamm and Shawn Michaels off the apron. Jarel steps into the ring as well and he and Zarel stand side by side. Triple H stands and Brandon superkicks him in the jaw. The Game staggers to Jarel and Zarel, who quickly grab him by the throat and deliver a brutal double chokeslam. Shawn and Rhamm get back into the ring and charge the twins, but the twins knock them down with boots to the face. Brandon climbs the turnbuckle and hits a diving moonsault on the Game, then pins him

one....two....three!!!

Feel Good Inc hits as the Game rolls out of the ring

Announcer: Here are your winners, the Unholy Alliance!

Jarel moves over to the turnbuckle and looks at Zarel, then points at Shawn Michaels and the music dies out. Zarel pulls Shawn up and hits him with a falling powerbomb. Rhamm gets up and waits for Zarel to turn around, then attempts to hit the Rockcrusher. Zarel plants his weight and hits a clubbing blow to Rhamm's back, then lifts him up for the Cradle Piledriver. Rhamm slides down behind him but Jarel straightens up and takes him down with a spear. Rhamm and Shawn roll out of the ring as Triple H fumes on the ramp. Rhamm gets up and glares at Shawn Michaels, who begins walking up the ramp, holding his ribs. Feel Good Inc hits again as Zarel and Brandon stand at the edge of the ring, raising their title belts to the cheering fans.

Janelle: Well, going into Disturbia this Sunday, it looks like Zarel has the momentum.
Mike: Yes, but can he retain the championship when it's just him taking on the Animal and the Showstopper this Sunday.

The show goes off the air with the three men celebrating in the ring