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 Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:58 pm
The arena goes quiet after a while when suddenly the titantron begins to flash a red and silver light. The screen goes white for a moment, and suddenly the music of "Audience of One" by Rise Against can be heard playing. On the screen, a video package begins to play. The video depicts the long journey thus far of Travis Nightsky, including his time as Commissioner of OECW, his debut match against Inferno in GWF, his 2 Cruiserweight title wins, US title win, his AWF days with Goliath as Canadian Champion, and his career in EEW thus far. Highlights of his greatest matches with people like Triple H, K Fresh, Shawn Michaels, Nuke Fusion, Mr. X, Wolf, Christopher Cross, and random pranks he pulled as a member of Tibetan Black Magicians are shown. After the video, the screen once again goes white, the sound of wind echoes through the arena as font appears on the screen, "The Skylight." The fans chant "Travis! Travis!" for awhile before eventually settling down, the news of Travis Nightsky's coming FFA debut having gotten them totally stoked. Suddenly, as the fans got silent waiting for the night to continue, more font appears on the screen, "RIGHT NOW! PREPARE THYSELVES!"
The bass line for Anthrax's "Got the Time" blasts through the arena, and in turn sends all the fans to their feet! The arena is instantly filled with cheers as Travis runs out onto the stage, dancing around and smiling. Pausing, he gazes out into the crowd, taking a moment to absorb the adoration of his fans. He swaggers down the ramp, high-fiving members of the crowd and giving a few better gestures to the attractive ladies he sees.
Travis slides into the ring and jumps onto the middle turnbuckle, pumping his arms and yelling out into the crowd, getting them pumped. He blows a few kisses to the young women in the audience, then jumps off the turnbuckle, receiving a mic.
"How many feds is this now... 3?" The fans scream "WHAT!" A huge grin appears on Travis' face as he talks more. "I've had a lot on my mind lately, the majority of which involving a way to take care of my incurable boredom... that's where FFA comes in." More cheering as Travis pauses. "The time has come for me to step it up. I have a thirst, and the only quencher is world title gold! So from here on out, I will be working my way up the roster, up a ladder, through a table, I DON'T CARE!!" Screaming from the audience. "IT'S BEEN TOO LONG! I haven't felt a desire like this in my whole life! And it's time I fulfilled that desire, because I know I have what it takes!! I have you, the fans to back me up! And with you guys behind me, there's NOTHING I can't do!" The crowd goes ballistic, chanting Travis' name. "Let it be known to all FFA Superstars! There's going to be quite a few Travesty's at all your expense! I won't rest until I've reached my goal!!" Travis begins to exit the ring. (( If anybody feels like coming out, feel free to do so! 3nodding ))
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:39 pm
~lights out~. . . . . . is cookin' . .
========= Well, he was probably the last person Travis was expecting to see at this point. The crowd had no idea either, but they were extremely pleased to know that The Most Electrifying Man in Sports AND Entertainment was stopping in at Exile! The Rock's unmistakable theme played out through the arena and out into view of the audience came The Great One himself! Decked out in a nice pair of slacks and shoes, The Rock wore a black silk button up shirt, buttoned to about midchest. Sunglasses were on, as was appropriate for The Rock as he smirked that large, toothy white grin of his. Taking in the crowd reaction, he paced from one side of the stage to the other, placing a finger to his lips as if to try and quell the crowd while his music faded. The music was soon replaced with chants of "ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!" though, and he couldn't help but soak that in too. Hell, he was The Rock, and what made things worse was that .. he had a microphone in hand. " The Rock's got a lot to say, so let's start this one off right BABAY --
FINALLY!! ..
THE ROCK. HAS COME BACK .. TO STEAL THE SHOW ..!! " Okay, that was kinda odd, even for The Rock to say something like that. But he was The Rock, that was fine, right? Totally ignoring Nightsky for the moment, The Rock continued on. " On behalf of the academy, The Rock would to thank each and every one of you for coming tonight and supporting The Rock. I'd like to thank the following people .. (takes out index card) Vin Diesel, Stone Cold Steve Austin for all those years of The Rock whipping that a**, Cartwright for the idea of making Doom: The Movie, and oh yeah, that's right --
WHO .. IN THE GOAT GROPING HELL .. ARE YOU? " And some of the crowd was starting to catch on: The Rock was pouring on the 'a*****e' tonight. A good number of the fans though remained siding with The Rock because he was The Rock, but they generally liked Nightsky. " Nonono, you know what? Don't even answer that. The Rock's not signin' autographs right now. Not for you, and definitely not for the rest of these millions of backstabbing Judases! THAT'S RIGHT .. THE ROCK SAID IT .. all of you. And don't pretend -- The Rock HEARD YOU ALL .. chanting this jabroni's name right here. Not The Rock's name. And The Rock'll prove his point right here, refresh my mind, that guy standing in the middle of the ring over there, what .. is his name? " " TRAVIS! TRAVIS! --"" IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS!! .. "" BOOOOO ...!! "And here came the boos. Clearly, after all these years, The Rock really could care less about the booing, but he was about to plead his case. " So The Rock leaves to go do a public service by making five star, EXTREMELY entertaining movies .. movies with such depth about the human condition .. movies that take each .. and every one of you out of your ordinary, boring lives .. movies that give you all an escape ..
And you BOO, YOU BOO THE ROCK?! The Rock is out in Hollywood for all of YOU and in turn, you repay The Rock by REPLACING ME with .. Travis Nightsky? Travis Nightsky, let it be known, and the Academy will agree with The Rock on this one .. you've done -nothing-! Three feds--NOTHING! Tibetan--NOTHING! I mean, who in the hell gave you your NAME? Nononono, The Rock can see it clearly now, follow me on this one ..
17 year-old Travis, pimply-faced, pimply-assed, wanders gingerly down the stairs into a musty basement and sits at a round table across from his only friends in the world, MELVIN .. and Eugene, all sitting .. waiting for young Travis to join them in their weekly game-- nonono, QUEST .. for DUNGEONS .. AND DRAGONS. And young Travis looks over to Melvin .. among the bags of Cheetos and 2 liters of Mountain Dew ..(nasally) BEHOLD THE TERROR .. THAT ISTH .. TRAVISTH NIGHTSTTHHHKY!! LEVEL 20 MAGE WITH PLUSTH FIVE TO DEFENSTH, ACNE AND VIRGINITY!!! " The Rock, regardless of whether the fans laughed with him or booed at him, started laughing at his own sense of humor. " Hahahaha .. but, haha .. in all seriousness, Travis .. what can you possibly do to The Rock? What're you gonna do, cast a fireball at The Rock? You gonna force The Rock to play World of Warcraft? You gonna go and cry to your friends back at Hogwarts that The Rock's makin' fun of you? See Travis, The Rock says this. The Rock isn't impressed by your acne. The Rock's not impressed at the weeks you've spent getting your character to Level 70. The Rock's not impressed by the fact you've never touched a woman before or your figurine collection. So the fact of the matter is this, Travis Nightsky, The Rock's going to give you FIVE SECONDS ..
And The Rock means .. five .. seconds .. to explain why you belong in the same arena as The Rock, why you deserve the attention of The Academy .. go on, kid, when The Rock's givin' you time to talk, you talk! The Rock's givin' you a chance to be a star! .. "
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:03 pm
Travis looks around, the crowd pouring their newfound anger towards the Great One and their love for Nightsky. He listens intently to every word the Rock says, grinning the entire time. "Jesus... does this guy ever shut up??" Travis muttered under his breathe about half-way through the Rock's rant. The Rock was like a sitcom. He was loved by everyone, he was funny but eventually his writers would go on strike, forcing him to write his own material, which after a while got pretty old...
Is it over yet??
This thought made Travis chuckle, it was blatantly obvious that he was not paying any attention at all to the Rock. He held up his hand and began to mimick the Great One's talking. After a very very, excruciatingly painful and long rant that only added to Nightsky's incurable boredom, Travis actually began to listen.
"5 seconds... well, golly gee willickers, Rocky. That doesn't give me much time."
Travis stood and thought for a moment, the crowd ready to back pretty much anything he had to say... or do.
"Lemme tell you something you sellout piece of s**t. I'm a level 54 Night Elf Assassin. And since you like to dress down before a match and I just wrestle in whatever I'm wearing, I have a +10 Agility advantage!!"
With that, Travis threw his mic down and sent a hard right hand straight to the face of The Rock!
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:18 am
( The Rock was actually up at the stage, but I'll fix that. )
With every word and sentence spoken by The Rock, he grew closer and closer to the ring, until he was face to face with Nightsky in the actual ring. Grinning the entire time through Nightsky's reply, that jovial expression on his face soon washed off to a look of stun and dismay when he was called a 'sellout piece of s**t'. And then Travis' right hand connected with the face of The Great One, his glasses luckily staying on as he tossed his microphone aside and immediately dropped to the canvas on his back, looking to roll out of the ring quickly!
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:52 pm
(( Oh s**t, my bad. ))
Travis charged after the Rock, running into the ropes and making a few last desperate attempts at sending some more blows. He kicked at the ropes and pumped his arms, psyching out the crowd and then proceeding to scream various vulgarity's at Rocky, all the while maintaining a cocky grin.
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:24 am
Quickly escaping that volatile situation, The Rock looked around, bewildered for a second as he backed up the ramp, wagging his finger at Travis.
" Nononono! The Rock ain't dropping down to your level .. we'll do it on The Rock's time, b***h! "
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:56 pm
Travis grabbed his mic. "Go for it! Any time, anywhere, I'm ready for you!" Travis stopped, and did his best "People's Eyebrow" towards to Great One, who was backing away. "Because when you decide it's time, Rocky, the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTSKYYYYYYYYYYYY will RAIN-ITH down upon your movie makin', eyebrow raisin', candy-a**!" He yelled these words in the best Rock voice he could muster, which was oddly enough pretty good. The crowd took quite well to this verbal assault from Travis. "Speaking of movies, isn't this you..?" As these words left Travis' mouth, he pointed up towards the screen, where a Video Clip of the Rocks roll in "Be Cool." played, much to the pleasure of Nightsky and his fans in the audience.
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