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 Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:49 pm
Yesterday, I went to the farmer's market to pick up some juicy peaches for me to eat. Peaches are my favorite fruit, though it's really hard to say that. Already my favorite fruit has changed to grapefruit. I love each and every single fruit I have tasted. I've yet to come across a bad fruit.
After I got my juicy peaches, I was heading back home so I could sit by the window and eat one of my delicious peaches. I was so exciting about munching into it that I almost ran over a three foot high lady. Seriously. A ******** midget. She started yelling at me and chasing me down with her grocery cart. I ducked into a garden center and hid in with the ficuses. (How do you make Ficus plural? I don't know. Do you?) As I was squatting beneath the trees, I spotted a gorgeous little purple flowered plant. I picked it up and ran. Yes I stole it. I spent all my money on my peaches.
I arrived home without further incidence and promptly removed my pants. I set the plant on the furnace box and propped myself up in my chair by the kitchen window. Alas, those peaches were juicy and delicious. I had to take a shower cause I had peach juice all over me! I was a sticky mess, but then I was just a wet mess.
What a lovely day...
What did you do yesterday?
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:32 pm
Yesterday I beat Resident Evil 4, only to find out that the promise of an infinite rocket launcher at the end was a lie (you have to pay a million pesetas or whatever they're called to get it). So I decided to take out my anger in the mercenary mini-game, during which I was promptly killed by a chainsaw-wielding parasite-infested zombie wannabe (a "Zannabe"). After several more attempts, I got the better of the zannabe by using a lovely grenade I found in a church-tower dealy. ;D
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:16 pm
I went to class, my last stats class of the year. It was a bittersweet ceremony. I'm happy its done.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:39 pm
Yesterday I went on a trek to a land of wonders. When I arrived, I entered a pantomine comedy competition that took place on a waterslide. Then I spent the night in the basement.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:38 am
Yesterday I turned in an English paper that had made me stay up till 4 in the morning to write. Needless to say, I better get a good grade!
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