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Airazor
Captain

Hotheaded Rogue

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:58 am


...Truly.

So there was this busted up stove that I had to bring downstairs. Why, well because my mom and sister are weak. Even with a dolly they can't take care of this type of s**t. But of course they were bitching at me to get rid of it. I just kept telling them they better not be expecting to do that by myself. Not that I needed their help in moving it. But the thing is big, I'm not going to struggle fitting it into an elevator... one with mirrors and other scratchable surfaces by myself. I just needed one of them to hold the elevator door open for me. I was simply waiting for one of them to decide to go ahead and come with. But appearently I was putting it off because I'm lazy or some BS.

The fun thing is, I finally get my mom to leave her computer to actually help me help her. Hell, you know that s**t wasn't bugging me in the least... I'll just walk around that s**t for all I care. Now after it's gone... My sister got home and it took her a while to realize it was gone. Even though it had been sitting straight accross from the front door for who knows how long... Wow... Must have really been bugging her... rolleyes

Now, their was still the door of the stove and the lil shelf that slides underneath that had to go downstairs. Now the door is kinda heavy... Although I can carry it with one hand on the handle. The worst of it was the grease and junk on it. The shelf on the other hand was like a ******** once... Like... Seriously, it's so ******** light. Yet I'm the one to take both downstairs. Even though I couldn't give a s**t about them. But first thing I said about them is, which was right after taking the stove down was. "Alright, you take the shelf, I'll take the door."

NEVER HAPPENED!

So, I was like, ok ******** it. I mean, you don't want to put a lil work into something you want gone... So why should I bother. Those two thing were probably sitting around the front door for a month now, I just took downstairs now. So many times they bitched at me to take it downstairs... Yea, well me not doing it is just a ******** you since you don't want to do it yourself. I'm not a ******** slave. I just took it downstairs because I'm not a total douche like them two. I was just waiting... See if either of them will at least offer to take the shelf... Save me a ******** trip downstairs. Although I could easily take both down at once, one in each hand.

Now here's the fun part. After taking them down, my mom got home from where ever. She didn't notice them gone. I had pointed it out pretty much after she was about to ask me about them. She then looked and said, "I wanted you to take down the computer monitor too". Wow... You're welcome... Not to mention I thought she was giving away this monitor... She never actually told me to get rid of it. Douche... stare

Convo time!

Me: You know, those things weren't bugging me...
Mom:They were bugging me!
Me: Obviously not since you didn't even notice they were gone.

Oh ********, she said something after that. Some kind of counter arguement to the whole not noticing it gone... Whatever it was, had nothing to do with the fact. She totally ignored what I said, I think it had something to do with the monitor. Honestly, it was so stupid, I forgot what it was already. In anycase, I asked her what that had to do with what I just said. She started getting all pissed off, telling me to stop putting her in a bad mood and stuff. I just laughed... I didn't really egg her on. Just spoke to myself loudly in the other room about how thankful she was and that she was so glad that she won't see those two things that were oh so in her way that she pestered me about them so much. Wow... I love this family so much. So much love and understanding and bonding. It's GREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!~

..............................................................................

Ok, now that my mom and sister left my room after blabbering on about next Saturday for my mom's birthday's dinner at a restaurant. There's supposedly going to be like 8 people all together now... Her friends... Her ex BF or whatever the ******** that douche is to her now... Ex ******** buddy, I don't ******** know. At least I'm not paying for all of that s**t, which is surprising. We all pay for our own. Meh... I'm not even feeling like going. Both of them all all bitchy at me not 5 minutes ago, then barge into my room speaking all friendly and s**t as though they want something from me? No wonder I have problems... Oh, I love what got them to leave my room. My sister finding out that my mom drove across the street to avoid the rain. She was freaking out because she just paid 10$ for a car wash... Now my sister is demanding 10$ from her. I love this place...

If it weren't for Shiraz, I'd probably kill myself right about now... Only person in my life that's worth being around. But it's enough for me. Even thinking about him makes me look on the bright side for something better. Something I've never actually seen. heart
PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:32 am


HOLY ********! I knew it!

That somputer monitor. I remember one of the two douches had told me that it was going to that ******** ******** buddy. I couldn't remember who, but considering my mom was telling me now that it was going downstairs, I was thinking maybe my sister told me but was wrong about that.

Well it turns out it was my mom who told me this. She told me this like 2 weeks ago or something. Turns out my sister only found out about this this week, but my mom kept saying that she told me about it a bunch of times. The thing is, she always tells my sister this s**t first, and my sister said that to her. We both said she had to have dreamt telling me, because there's no way in hell she told me that it was going in the garbage. Hell, just yesterday my mom told me that she wanted the stove parts gone, she never said anything about the monitor. She specifically said those two stove pieces.

So ******** her! Oh, and when I was asking for an apology, she started saying some stuff but I couldn't hear her. She was mumbling. I told her to speak up because it sounded like she was arguing more about the monitor thing. Turns out she was now telling me how she wants other stuff moved around... She listed a bunch of small items that needed to be moved from one room to another. I'm just like... Wow... Are you changing the subject on me? Like, ********, for all I know, she did tell me about the monitor, but she was mumbling it to herself in her room while I was at work. But then again, she's 50 this Saturday. I think she forgot that she was ******** senile... stare

Airazor
Captain

Hotheaded Rogue


Christowns

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:25 am


Are you sure that we don't live together? This sounds exactly like my Mother and Sister.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:56 am



Is it an unwritten rule that all members of this guild have to
have some sort of shitty family member they have to deal
with day to day? That just seems ridiculous. Personally,
I'd rather be treated like a slave, than be treated the way I
already am. But that's just personal opinion. neutral

Ironclad Pen


Geekosaurus

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:29 pm


lizzardoffire16

Is it an unwritten rule that all members of this guild have to
have some sort of shitty family member they have to deal
with day to day? That just seems ridiculous. Personally,
I'd rather be treated like a slave, than be treated the way I
already am. But that's just personal opinion. neutral
xd I don't have a shitty family that I gotta deal with everyday though! HURRAH FOR BEING DISOWNED!

As for you Air, I believe your family are reptilians.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:12 pm


Bombi
lizzardoffire16

Is it an unwritten rule that all members of this guild have to
have some sort of shitty family member they have to deal
with day to day? That just seems ridiculous. Personally,
I'd rather be treated like a slave, than be treated the way I
already am. But that's just personal opinion. neutral
xd I don't have a shitty family that I gotta deal with everyday though! HURRAH FOR BEING DISOWNED!

As for you Air, I believe your family are reptilians.


At one point in time you have to deal with them day to day.

And FYI, her mother and sister aren't cool enough to be reptilians. talk2hand

Ironclad Pen


Geekosaurus

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:28 pm


lizzardoffire16
Bombi
lizzardoffire16

Is it an unwritten rule that all members of this guild have to
have some sort of shitty family member they have to deal
with day to day? That just seems ridiculous. Personally,
I'd rather be treated like a slave, than be treated the way I
already am. But that's just personal opinion. neutral
xd I don't have a shitty family that I gotta deal with everyday though! HURRAH FOR BEING DISOWNED!

As for you Air, I believe your family are reptilians.


At one point in time you have to deal with them day to day.

And FYI, her mother and sister aren't cool enough to be reptilians. talk2hand
Tr00 dat.

What's cool about that? We must destroy our alien overlords!
PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:37 pm


Bombi
lizzardoffire16

Is it an unwritten rule that all members of this guild have to
have some sort of shitty family member they have to deal
with day to day? That just seems ridiculous. Personally,
I'd rather be treated like a slave, than be treated the way I
already am. But that's just personal opinion. neutral
xd I don't have a shitty family that I gotta deal with everyday though! HURRAH FOR BEING DISOWNED!

As for you Air, I believe your family are reptilians.


You're suggesting that they are of an advanced species, and I merely a test tube baby derived from human probing and fertilization.

Trust me, they aren't advanced in the least. They just think they are.

Airazor
Captain

Hotheaded Rogue


Geekosaurus

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:58 pm


Airazor
Bombi
lizzardoffire16

Is it an unwritten rule that all members of this guild have to
have some sort of shitty family member they have to deal
with day to day? That just seems ridiculous. Personally,
I'd rather be treated like a slave, than be treated the way I
already am. But that's just personal opinion. neutral
xd I don't have a shitty family that I gotta deal with everyday though! HURRAH FOR BEING DISOWNED!

As for you Air, I believe your family are reptilians.


You're suggesting that they are of an advanced species, and I merely a test tube baby derived from human probing and fertilization.

Trust me, they aren't advanced in the least. They just think they are.
Or maybe, we just think they aren't.

Chances are they're just acting that way to see your reaction, they're using you to gain information on all of us! Air, you're going to have to kill them. I'm not sure about doing so in their sleep, for all we know they're just imitating our sleep and are fully prepared for you to try to kill them while they do so! Don't worry, there isn't a court in the world that would convict you for killing them, it would be for for the greater good after all!

The greater good. 3nodding
PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:39 pm


Bombi
Airazor
Bombi
lizzardoffire16

Is it an unwritten rule that all members of this guild have to
have some sort of shitty family member they have to deal
with day to day? That just seems ridiculous. Personally,
I'd rather be treated like a slave, than be treated the way I
already am. But that's just personal opinion. neutral
xd I don't have a shitty family that I gotta deal with everyday though! HURRAH FOR BEING DISOWNED!

As for you Air, I believe your family are reptilians.


You're suggesting that they are of an advanced species, and I merely a test tube baby derived from human probing and fertilization.

Trust me, they aren't advanced in the least. They just think they are.
Or maybe, we just think they aren't.

Chances are they're just acting that way to see your reaction, they're using you to gain information on all of us! Air, you're going to have to kill them. I'm not sure about doing so in their sleep, for all we know they're just imitating our sleep and are fully prepared for you to try to kill them while they do so! Don't worry, there isn't a court in the world that would convict you for killing them, it would be for for the greater good after all!

The greater good. 3nodding


It's funny... I could punch my mom in the face and she won't wake up. Seriously... I was trying to wake her up once and I was shaking her, making a shitload of noise, she wouldn't even move. But then there's times when I let Tubby in her room telling him to attack her so that she'd feed him. As soon as I open the door she'd bolt straight up in surprise.

Oh, there was one time I caught her sitting up in her sleep talking to the wall. gonk

Airazor
Captain

Hotheaded Rogue


Geekosaurus

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:26 pm


Airazor
Bombi
Airazor
Bombi
lizzardoffire16

Is it an unwritten rule that all members of this guild have to
have some sort of shitty family member they have to deal
with day to day? That just seems ridiculous. Personally,
I'd rather be treated like a slave, than be treated the way I
already am. But that's just personal opinion. neutral
xd I don't have a shitty family that I gotta deal with everyday though! HURRAH FOR BEING DISOWNED!

As for you Air, I believe your family are reptilians.


You're suggesting that they are of an advanced species, and I merely a test tube baby derived from human probing and fertilization.

Trust me, they aren't advanced in the least. They just think they are.
Or maybe, we just think they aren't.

Chances are they're just acting that way to see your reaction, they're using you to gain information on all of us! Air, you're going to have to kill them. I'm not sure about doing so in their sleep, for all we know they're just imitating our sleep and are fully prepared for you to try to kill them while they do so! Don't worry, there isn't a court in the world that would convict you for killing them, it would be for for the greater good after all!

The greater good. 3nodding


It's funny... I could punch my mom in the face and she won't wake up. Seriously... I was trying to wake her up once and I was shaking her, making a shitload of noise, she wouldn't even move. But then there's times when I let Tubby in her room telling him to attack her so that she'd feed him. As soon as I open the door she'd bolt straight up in surprise.

Oh, there was one time I caught her sitting up in her sleep talking to the wall. gonk
That's because she wants to see what you would do if she does nothing, she doesn't expect you to kill her, prove her wrong.

And she wasn't talking to the wall, she was talking to her superiors on what she learned and only made it seem like she was sleep talking in your language but in reality she was speaking in code.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:01 am


Bombi
Airazor
Bombi
Airazor
Bombi
lizzardoffire16

Is it an unwritten rule that all members of this guild have to
have some sort of shitty family member they have to deal
with day to day? That just seems ridiculous. Personally,
I'd rather be treated like a slave, than be treated the way I
already am. But that's just personal opinion. neutral
xd I don't have a shitty family that I gotta deal with everyday though! HURRAH FOR BEING DISOWNED!

As for you Air, I believe your family are reptilians.


You're suggesting that they are of an advanced species, and I merely a test tube baby derived from human probing and fertilization.

Trust me, they aren't advanced in the least. They just think they are.
Or maybe, we just think they aren't.

Chances are they're just acting that way to see your reaction, they're using you to gain information on all of us! Air, you're going to have to kill them. I'm not sure about doing so in their sleep, for all we know they're just imitating our sleep and are fully prepared for you to try to kill them while they do so! Don't worry, there isn't a court in the world that would convict you for killing them, it would be for for the greater good after all!

The greater good. 3nodding


It's funny... I could punch my mom in the face and she won't wake up. Seriously... I was trying to wake her up once and I was shaking her, making a shitload of noise, she wouldn't even move. But then there's times when I let Tubby in her room telling him to attack her so that she'd feed him. As soon as I open the door she'd bolt straight up in surprise.

Oh, there was one time I caught her sitting up in her sleep talking to the wall. gonk
That's because she wants to see what you would do if she does nothing, she doesn't expect you to kill her, prove her wrong.

And she wasn't talking to the wall, she was talking to her superiors on what she learned and only made it seem like she was sleep talking in your language but in reality she was speaking in code.


The only way she could possibly be from Nibiru is if she was the idiot who drove the planet into the Earth and is directing it this way again in 3 years.

Airazor
Captain

Hotheaded Rogue

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