Not just that, but their last few updates. They finally finished a storyline! Sure it wasn't the Regicide ones that I was hoping for, but you never know they might actually finish them.
Along with their game updates, the ones in the new update are awesome, the route-finding one has made my Fishing go faster when I'm lagging (by not making me run back and forth from lag) There is only one thing that could explain Jagex's sudden awesomeness...
Jagex's new CEO is the Loch Ness monster.
(that's how he looks like, try to imagine him without the disguise and you'll see that it's the Loch Ness monster)
His plan is to make Runescape good, and by making updates from seeing good ideas in forums make it even better so that we're stuck playing it none stop as mindless zombies, that way he and the other owners of MMORPGs know that their players will be defenseless when their sick twisted version of the "Legion of Doom" attempts to take over the world, while using the money they're making to build their own Death Star in which they will use to enslave us all!
Who is in the legion of doom exactly? So far, they consist of;
- Lex Luthor (their leader of course)
- Loch Ness Monster (CEO of Jagex)
- Megatron (who actually owns Blizzard)
- Dr Phil
- Cthulhu
- Pope Benedict XVI (who is actually Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars)
- The Green Power Ranger
- Billy Mays
- Gary Oak (actually owns Nintendo)
- Professor Bad a**
- Sephiroth (actually owns Square Enix)
- Naruto L. Jackson
- Dr Doom
How do I know exactly? Lets just say I'm working in the inside, and I suck at my job.
That or maybe I just made all of this in my head and don't know it yet, and the fact is that Jagex has just been doing an awfully good job. For no reason whatsoever besides them wanting us to pay for membership so they can pay their employees while making us happy. And it has nothing to do with world domination, which I highly doubt.
Discuss;
- How Jagex has been doing.
- Their updates.
- The Legion of Doom's plot for world domination.
- The droids I've been looking for.
