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 Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:49 pm
1. Did it hurt? "what hurt?" Falling from heaven? ((Was actually screamed at me from a passing car...))
2. Baby, are you a library book? "no why?" *flashes library card* Cause I wanna check you out.
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:18 pm
1. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
2. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
3. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:34 am
Entry 2:
I ain't got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!
Entry 3:
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Hahahahahahahahahaha I have a really funny one but its a bleach one
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:30 pm
Nice shoes. Wanna ******** shot.-
2) If you were a laser, you'd be set to stunning.
3) Are you wearing mirror pants? 'Cause I can see myself in them. 8]
-Is shot again.-
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:27 pm
o2//
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Edit:
o3//
You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend.
8'D
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:33 am
I stumbled across this and had to pull out my pick-ups.
1. You've been a bad boy. Now go to my room!"
2. I'm a Flinstone because I can make your Bed Rock.
3 Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:51 am
O1//
Know where else that dress would look good? My bedroom floor.
O2//
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
03//
Your Daddy must be a farmer because you grew some nice melons.
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:17 pm
01:
If I said you had a Beautiful Body, Would you Blow Me? wink
02:
They Call me Tornado.
When I Come I'm Wet and Wild...
When I Leave, I'll take your Car. wink
03:
Is that a Ladder in your Tights, or a Stairway to Heaven?
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:50 pm
1) Did you know that rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved? And emotional stress can lead to serious physical complications such as headahces, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, PLEASE JUST SAY YES!
2) Here is 20$ Drink unitll I am really good looking then come talk to me.
3) { this one is courtesey of a Brad Paisley song}
Lets get out of this bar
And drive out into the country
And find a place to park
'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks
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