You know you've played too much harvest moon when:
1.) You think you can really participate in game shows from your living room just by talking to the TV.
2.) You think flowers will have effect on your health when you put them in a vase in your room.
3.) You put stones and weeds in your food when cooking.
4.) You stalk the certain girl you like and give her blue feathers all the time.
5.) Your Mp3 player is full of sound effects and music from Harvest moon.
6.) You go to your local police department to see if one of the officers has a huge nose.
7.) You think bamboo rice will appear before your eyes just by putting bamboo shoots and a rice ball together.
8.) You flirt with many girls at once.
9.) You attempt to smack a cow with a hammer to see if a bubble with a stress mark appears over its head.
10.) You look on a map to see if Mineral Town, Flower Bud Village or Forget-me-not Valley really exists.
11.) You put ketchup on your pizza instead of tomato sauce.
12.) You think you can drink all the wine you want without getting drunk.
13.) You think plants can grow to their full size in merely days.
14.) You go to a nearby pond and throw a tomato in there to see if a pretty goddess will rise up out of the water.
15.) You dig around in your backyard to see if you can find a power berry.
17.) You try to impress the girl you like by showering her with gifts every single day.
18.) You give random people veggies to see if they'll like you more.
19.) You go behind your local church to see if there’s a field full of mushrooms and truffles.
20.) You run around a forest eating random plants to see if they'll recover energy.
21.) You think you can walk through people.
22.) You stare at random girls' chests to see if there’s a heart there, having no idea why they become so offended.
23.) You think time stops when you enter buildings.
24.) You think your dog will be happy when you pick it up and throw it at the ground.
25.) Your cell phone ringtone goes "Moooo!".
26.) You think talking to animals will make them happy.
27.) You find it perfectly normal to carry around a hammer wherever you go.
28.) You give midgets boxes of flour and ask them to do your chores for you.
29.) You put honey on almost all of your food.
30.) You think that a person really likes you if they let you in the upstairs of their house.
31.) You've played the game so much that you're on your 250th year.
32.) You look in the classified ads of your newspaper every single day, hoping to find an ad about a farm needing to be revived.
33.) You try to make your own medicine at home.
34.) You throw a cucumber into a nearby lake to see if a weird green thing will surface up from the water.
35.) You think that the next time you go to a food festival you'll see a big fat thing with huge lips and a monocle.
36.) You look in your mirror at exactly midnight to see if you see a green creature or hear banging on the side of your house.
37.) You think that pregnancies only last 3 months.
38.) You feel that everything you did today will be lost forever if you don't write it all down in your diary.
39.) You run around in the woods gathering fruits, mushrooms, and herbs then come back the next day and expect them to be re-grown in the exact same place you found them.
40.) You think that throwing blue sparkly glitter over your animals will make them pregnant.
41.) You dress your baby up in a mouse costume.
42.) You cosplay as Harvest Moon characters at Anime conventions.
43.) You have a record player in your room instead of a stereo system.
44.) You think that the next time a festival takes place in your area your city's mayor will drop by your house and tell you about it.
45.) You have a giant veggie garden in your backyard and you use your own produce for cooking instead of buying veggies at your local grocery store.
46.) You think cake, cookies and other kinds of junk food are good for your health.
47.) You get into bed by taking a big, flying leap.
48.) You get stuck on a mountain and you attempt to get down the easy way by jumping off a cliff, thinking you’ll land peacefully on your feet.
49.) You run everywhere you go.
50.) You make a giant field of flowers in your front yard to see if people will respect you more.
51.) You think that putting a poisonous plant into your food is a good idea.
52.) You give guys flowers and expect them to like it a lot.
53.) You think that showing people wild animals will make them like you more.
54.) Your fences are just made with logs instead of them being a normal picket fence.
55.) You pick up a squirrel and expect not to be bitten.
56.) You go to bed with your clothes on.
57.) You look in your drawer in your bedside table and expect to find a good deal of money.
58.) You plant all the plants in your backyard in 3x3 squares.
59.) You put a golden log in your front yard and think that the day after you do, everybody in your city will come by and yell at you about it.
60.) You have something you don’t want and you throw it away wherever the hell you want, whether it’s a street, in your own house or on someone’s lawn.
61.) You think that if you drop a non-fragile item on the ground like a carrot or something, you think it’s automatically ruined and don’t bother to pick it back up.
62.) You carry around a giant basket wherever you go.
63.) You throw your dog’s ball at people and expect them not to be mad at you about it.
64.) You only have 4 channels on your TV.
65.) You take someone else’s dog or cat back to your house and expect them to not notice or mind.
66.) You go to many different animal shelters to see if you can find a dog that looks exactly like the one you have in your HM game.
67.) You don’t mind at all if your dog pisses on everything in your house.
68.) You wear a dorky blue and orange hat every single day.
69.) You run around in a forest to see if you can find a monkey.
70.) You think pickles are made with just salt and cucumbers.
71.) You eat rice balls for breakfast every single day.
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