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 Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:01 pm
The boy nodded slowly before shaking his head. "Shouldn't we find the other boy first?"
Donna made a valiant effort to follow her before finding she was completely lost in a vibrating clown house. Wow, whatever was in that pancake was some strong stuff... Figuring she better ask for directions, she did what any sensible woman in a strange house would do. "HEY!!! WHOEVER THE HELL LIVES HERE, I THINK I JUST SET THE CURTAINS ON FIRE!!!!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:05 pm
Xeneth went running. Austeraud couldn't hear anything in his coffin.
“Lady... What happened to you?” Xeneth didn't handle taxing situations well.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:41 am
The woman swayed a bit, pointing back towards the wall. "There was this green broad who can cook like...like...WOW...and....then...then the room started dancing...and the walls started melting...wow.."
Tristan, having been reunited with his mother ran and snuggled into her leg, trying to keep balance. He turned to the man who had escorted him, as much as one can escort a child at a full throttle run, and smiled a little. "Thank you, mister."
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:44 am
"Um, you're welcome. You might want to take your... wife home now." Xeneth didn't understand relationships. He didn't understand people. and he didn't see why she thought the walls were melthing. He sighed.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:46 am
The child tilted his head, confused. "Momma's wife?" The child was calmed by his mother stroking back his hair, grinning oblivious to the fact Xeneth thought she was absolutely insane. She chuckled softly, recalling the pancakes. "Mmmmrrr...shphider paaancakes..."
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:07 am
Xeneth grimaced at the idea that this kid married his mother. "Well, do you need me to call you a cab?" Xeneth didn't know what the woman was on, but she didn't need that strong of a dose. Or perhaps she got into the liquor cabnet? No, that's locked (now).
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:27 am
Donna nodded a bit. "Cab would beh nice...wanna go homes now...though.." Ever true to her goal, Donna snatched up something antique and began hauling a** through the house. However, being high as she was, the woman ran into the wall next to the front door and collapsed. Tristan followed after slowly, waiting next to her for the man to call a cab. Fortunately, Donna's brothers had enough sense to pin an address to the cuff of the child's sleeve, "If found please return to ----"
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:35 am
Xeneth called the No Questions Cab Co.. He told them to pick up an odd, cleptomanical woman with a child, and promptly put her on the porch. He stood inside and waited for it. It slowly creeped up with a greegogich-fhweeeeeeest and a little man in a blue suit lead the woman and the child into the yellow cab with a picture of a purple lime on the side.
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:03 am
From the cab, they both waved a fond farewell before the cab sped off. Hopefully for the poor inhabitants of the home, she would not return. However, as much as the woman seem infatuated with Ethel's cooking, it seemed the horror had ended...and just begun.
-End-
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