I'm undressing you with my eyes.
My character is ALWAYS facing south, not just facing south either, but facing right at the damn screen, even though I always log out when he's not looking. He somehow turns around when I'm gone and stares forward until I finally get back on. Not just that, but I like to assume he's making Runescape version of this expression;
Something about him really creeps me out. I just don't trust Taste Colors, it's not like Bombidapyro, who always looks like if she's flipping me off when I would log on. No Taste Colors seems like he wants to molest me when I'm not looking, like if I start multitasking he'll suddenly take his armor off and start grinding the screen.
Not just that, but I think he's trying to ******** around with me. Like when I'm not reading text, all of a sudden he will start speaking spanish to the NPCs. Or when I look away, he'll just suddenly make this face at me;
I'm just glad they don't have much AI on them, just enough to walk really. But if they were all intelligent and learn like Clever Bot, we'd be ********. They would talk back and not do as they are told. Want to go level up Woodcutting or some other repetitive task for the next 10 hours again like you do every ******** day? Well to bad, your character wants to go to the bar and there's nothing you can do about it except watch or log out, but then if you log back in they'll just be in Prison with Pete to drunk out of their mind to be able to even get out of there.
Now, I'm going to change my character into a woman, so he would stop making his rape faces at me - lets see him try without a p***s.
Discuss; How your runescape character would be if they had AI.
