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 Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:00 am
 Kidding! :p
David and I are being forced to pretend, though. How shall I explain this in a way less confusing manner than when I PM'd Nyz ...
My mom has a friend. Terry.
Terry's brother is being accused of murder.
My mom is going with her to some place today, tonight, and God knows how much of tomorrow to this trial.
Terry has a three-year-old daughter. Who, the whole time they are gone, I get to babysit. And David has to play daddy! xD
That's right, Mother Unit ordered him to stay here and help out. But he's sick, so I'll have to be a super human. x_x
Least I'm getting paid for all of this.
EDIT;; In ADDITION! I AM DOG-SITTING TWO LARGE ********. ME."If your stomach feels weak my work here is DONE."
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:09 am
out of curiosity how much are you payed exactly?
and is the kid an annoying little brat? if so add 2$ an hour to pay
how much time do you have to spend doing this? if more then 72 hours add 1$ an hour to pay
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:26 am
Oh my gosh. xD
She's not a brat, but she is not an attractive kid. Should I add a tax for that? Haha. I actually am not going to talk charges with my mother ... Whatever she gives me, as long as it's fifty dollars or more, is fine by me.
I'll excuse you this one time, but I'm part of a low-income family, so. =] "If your stomach feels weak my work here is DONE."
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:39 am
so am i but im not working unless i get payed...IM NO GOD DAM SLAVE they try to pull that well we put a roof over your head s**t well i could get my own dam roof >> anyway what im saying is working for little isn't worth it
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:14 am
I don't particularly have a choice.
Also, I updated the original Post. "If your stomach feels weak my work here is DONE."
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:31 pm
Sheesh, you scared me for a moment there!
I find that the younger children are the less I can stand them. So I've had great tolerance practice because there was always a cousin under the age of three until Jaden turned four two years ago. They were always great kids but oy... they can be hard to keep up with.
In other words, good luck. ;]
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:57 pm
Haha oh god I though you meant you were having a kid!!! Or that you had had one, and I couldn't remember you being pregnant...
Wow a toddler that'll be... an experience. Haha your Mum actually demanded your boyfriend stay? That's funny as.
Hope the babysitting and trial goes well.
I've noticed I find it much easier to babysit boys than girls. See boys are violent and energetic and I know how to deal with that but girls I just find ******** annoying as hell.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:52 pm
I couldn't babysit.
I mean, I could, but.... not well, nor willingly.
Little kids are evil. They throw things at my face. And there're those little boys with superiority complexes...... ugh.
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:28 am
my little cousin thinks hes god...when he comes to my house he expects me to drop what ever important thing i may be doing and bend to his every whim...im going to kill him...
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:06 am
If you're not good with kids a good way is to bribe them, and drag it out as long as you possibly can. And treat them as they treat you. They eventually give up and come round to your way of thinking. Or my favourite, sit them in front of a violent video game till they're sleepy. That can backfire though.
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little_evil_goth Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:31 am
I find distracting them is the best way to keep them busy. 'Oh look i hid a toy in the garden for you. go look.' and they are gone for hours in the grass while you sit and read. hehehe. they will realize there is no toy eventually though.
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:17 pm
Yeah that's true. And it's far better than having to sit with them while they watch some horrible kids show.
Hahaha I'm terrible with kids when it comes to controlling my habits ((Once or twice I may have blown the secret about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny but I always cover these ones up quick. I can't take that joy away from a child. My cousin must be convinced I'm on the naughty list.)) - I'm always swearing in front of them, or drinking and on the odd occasion smoked ((But only ever outdoors away from their little lungs)) .
That's why I love my friend's nephew we don't have to sensor ourselves in front of him, he knows the rules, and he's a lot of fun to play off against her. Haha we do try to though, with our language anyway and I guess we should of started that sooner cause we took him out one time and before my friend let "********" slip she stopped short, there was a silence and he looks up at us with a huge smile on his face and fills in the blank for her. rofl
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little_evil_goth Vice Captain
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