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Radioactive Applesauce Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:58 am
Post your best work biggrin
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:55 am
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:58 am
A woman is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, “What horrible luck! What in the world should I do now?”
A gentleman next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, “I don’t know… Why don’t you play your age?”
He walks away. Moments later, his he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won!
Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.
He asks, “What happened? Is she all right?”
The operator replies, “I don’t know, buddy…. She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up she fainted!”
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