*Owen's music hit*
Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the WIF World Heavyweight Champion, Owen Hart!
*Owen walked down to the ring, carrying the Belt on his shoulder. He had recently decked the belt out with a Huge Canadian Flag in the middle. He entered the ring, holding the belt high, then grabbed a mic*
"Hello, fans of the WIF. I've come here tonight for one reason, and that is to tell you that..."
*Looks at the crowd*
"I DID IT! WHOO! I'M THE WIF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT! YOU ALL DOUBTED ME, SAID I COULDN'T DO IT! YOU CALLED ME A NUGGET! WELL THIS PROVES IT! THE WIF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS NOT A NUGGET! WHOOO! I beat 5 other men to win this title, and it's MINE. THIS TITLE IS MINE! THIS BELT IS MINE! I AM THE CHAMPION!"
*Points at some little kid*
"YOU'RE NOT THE CHAMPION!"
*Points at some guy*
"YOU'RE NOT THE CHAMPION!"
*Points at the ref*
"YOU'RE NOT THE CHAMPION!"
*Points at the camera*
"AND YOU'RE NOT THE CHAMPION EITHER! I'M THE CHAMPION! IT'S MINE! WHOOO!"
*Holds the belt above his head once more*
"That is what I came to tell you. That this proves that I am not a nugget! It also proves that CANADA IS BETTER THAN AMERICA! WHOO! CANADA! THE WIF CHAMPION IS CANADIAN ONCE MORE! WHOOOO! THANK YOU, WIF!"
*Puts the mic down and leaves*