((Drakken walks out to the ring with his theme playing, holding a microphone. he makes no effort to do his usual entrance. he steps inside, looking down at the mat with the mic to his mouth.))

"CUT THE MUSIC." ((he says begrudgingly. he stands there for a moment, looking at the crowd.))

"I just wanted to come out here and give my honest impression on the buisness today. Now, as you all know, the two big promotions are WWE and TNA. The former, a huge buisness in its day, and the latter an up-and coming buisness with some mismanaged talent. i just want to know: WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BUISNESS?! Vince, i know you're watching, so im gonna ask: when you bought ECW, did you honestly make an effort to make it as differant from the original as possible? jack swagger as champion? teddy long as gm?! MIZ AND MORRISON?! what the hell is going on here? and that belt, dont even get me started... ECW is a joke. its like watching ovw through beer goggles.

Then there's Raw and Smackdown. do we REALLY need 3 world championships? and whats with this new talent? hornswaggle? john cena? the great khali? give me a ******** break. the storylines are horrendous, the wresling is unwatchable, and the crowd tells you every night. all you have to do to realize what went wrong is look at an old ppv from the "F" days. look at the crowd. look at the talent. look at the quality of storylines. no one is passionate about wrestling like that anymore.

thats why, in the NGW, we're gonna do it big. we're gonna do it hardcore. BIGGER, AND BETTER THAN ANYBODY IN THE BIZ TODAY! you fans deserve a great show, and i swear to you, that THE ATTITUDE ERA LIVES AGAIN!!! and im gonna prove it in my number 1 contenders match for the hardcore championship. NO MORE DICKING AROUND.
WE ARE THE NGW, AND THIS IS WHAT WE CALL WRESTLING!!!!

*drakken throws down the mic and looks around at the fans.*