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 Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:13 pm
Announcer: "previously recorded somewhere in the Hollywood hills, two men who dare to tell you what their peers wish they wouldn't, the Dirt Sheet."
"I'm John Morrison and I am the only man to have scared off Batista before the match even began."
*Miz looked at Morrison and shook his head.*
"I did. he took one look at my 8-pack of abs and ran his steroid riddled body away from the ring."
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:24 pm
"and I'm in complete disbelief....."
Morrison: "why is it so hard to believe that Batista ran away in shame?"
"no.... not that. I lost the WIF world title. I got eliminated from the battle royale by that Canadian McNugget, Owen Hart."
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:27 pm
"oh.... well.... I guess this is a bad time to mention due to my incredible feat of scaring away Batista I was named Inter-United champion then. but hey man, you know, there's always that rematch clause in your championship contract. you can always challenge the winner of the battle royale."
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:39 pm
Miz cheered up at this thought. "that's right.... there is. and even better if that walking road sign wins it. cause I tell you...."
Miz looks at the camera.
"....Owen, if you're smart enough to work a computer and are watching this, you better hope that you don't win MY title. cause if you do, it's gonna be one painful celebration. and the rematch won't exactly be that pleasent either. you know, I feel better now."
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:55 pm
Morrison laughed. "well if I was Owen, I'd wish I was still dead. why is our producers rolling his fingers in a bad disco imitation....? anyways, we are the only slammy award winning tag team to host a slammy award winning show....."
Miz and Morrison: "....be jealous!"
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