BANDLEADER (GENTERNS):
Everybody everybody! Oh yeah! (Get down, get down now!)
St-stand up! (And don't be shy!)
People people people! WOO (Get up get up get up!)
Everybody everybody! (Testify!)
Everybody!
(Everybody Everbody) Get down get down!
Now ssstand up, don't be shy!
People people people get up, get up, get up
EVERYBODY TESTIFY!

MAN IN TUXEDO:
GeneCo helped me upgrade my second-class heredity!

BANDLEADER:
Testify!

WOMAN WITH MARTINI GLASS:
My liver was wrecked, but now I can drink whatever I want!

BANDLEADER:
Testify!

BIG MAN:
Before GeneCo, my anatomy was completely repressed!

BANDLEADER:
State your names!

GENTERNS:
Genterns... Genterns...
[moaning]

BANDLEADER:
S-s-s-s-saved!

Everybody! Everybody! Get down get down!
Now sss-stand up, don't be shy!
People people people get up, get up, get up
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY TESTIFY!

SINGLE MOTHER:
I needed a kidney transplant desperately.
GeneCo showed this single mom sympathy.
This makeover came for a small added fee.
Now I look smashing on live TV!

ROTTI:
Be healed!

LUIGI & PAVI:
GeneCo's got it... you know you want it, baby!
GeneCo's got it. You know you want it baby,
GeneCo's got it. You know you want it, baby!

GENTERNS/AUDIENCE(?):
I was infected by my genetics!

ROTTI:
Testify!

GENTERNS/AUDIENCE(?):
Now I'm perfected by their cosmetics!

LUIGI & PAVI:
Testify!

BANDLEADER:
Hey hey! Hey! Hey!

ROTTI:
Testify!

BANDLEADER:
Hey hey! Hey! Hey!

GENTERNS/AUDIENCE(?):
All I need is surgery!

ROTTI:
Testify!