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 Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:46 pm
"If u were snow I would plow you so hard"
"Did it hurt? When you fell from heavan"
"I am no fred flinstone but i can make ur Bed Rock"
"I really love ur peaches...wanna shake ur trees"
"Is that a salami in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me"
"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? "
"Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. "
"I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away! "
"If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? "
"Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. "
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy."
"It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. "
"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? "
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:03 pm
I Love this one:
You be the Dairy Queen,I'll be the Burger King,you treat me
right and I'll do it your way!
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:10 pm
"If I gave you 11 roses, and put you infront of a mirrior, you'd be looking at the 12 most beutiful things in the world!"
and...
"You be the Titanic, and I'll be the Ice berg and fall all over you!"
and my most favity fav!...
"Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I just walk by again?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:32 pm
• Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
• You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
• Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:15 pm
Okay, I'm gonna take a few from Weird Al here:
"Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet."
"You'd look like Venus de Milo if I cut off your arms."
"You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare."
And then a few others:
"If I had a rose for every moment I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever."
"You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend."
"Is your last name Campbells? Because you're mm-mm good!"
The other ones I have are a tad dirty, so I'll abstain.
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:22 pm
The classics: I'm tired of these pick up lines. They never work.
-Have we met before? (no, I don't think so, now, let me alone, please)
-Why are you running so fast? I'll give you a ride! (keep on working out)
-Let's go to my house to play Wii! (not today, I still have to beat -insert bad guy from a Japanese RPG for PS2- from -insert Japanese PS2 RPG-
-We went to elementary school, right? (no, I don't remember you, sorry)
-Let me call God, since you just crossed my way. (call him and go with him too)
-You're are the prove that God exist. (and you, the prove that the devil exist)
-You're just my type: white girl with a black girl's a** (that one was so rude, that I had to hit the guy with my purse and run like a puss: I was in my way to Barnes and Noble to buy manga and I ended up in Nordstrom).
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