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 Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:40 pm
Post the funniest, or oddest, or ANY of the valentine's you've gotten on gaia. Or maybe even IRL. SHARE THE LOVE!
Here's the one that's made me laugh the most so far:
"Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and do it like they do it on the discovery channel?" - Delmagi
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:20 pm
This is one I sent with the help of my friend and boyfriend.
"You know how the song goes: "spinning men say only spatulas rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your rusty embrace. Now I know how snow white felt when the jews first parted to reveal jesus silhouetted against a slimy sky. It was embarassed at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, squatting losely until you get here.
spank it
Yours truly,
PukeFacedFreak"
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:23 pm
Here's another, friend and bf.
"Please, my beloved, come with me on a racist journey to the deepest hitler of my right testee. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in austchitz and dance with me across the undulating crucifix? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and genocide like whipping jews?
burn jews often
Yours truly,
PukeFacedFreak"
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:27 pm
ANOTHER:
"Please, my beloved, come with me on a burnt journey to the deepest jahovis witness of my g-spot. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in hiroshima and dance with me across the undulating obama? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and burn like pissing KKK?
Words of wisdom: never use the same brush for your teeth, armits and a*****e
Yours truly,
PukeFacedFreak"
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:30 pm
AGAIN...
"You know how the song goes: "sticky men say only alcoholics rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your sick embrace. Now I know how jesus felt when the curtains first parted to reveal jesus silhouetted against a crusty sky. It was angry at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, ******** ******** until you get ******** the ******** ******** truly,
PukeFacedFreak"
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:33 pm
BEST ONE YET!
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I cannot begin to describe how bumpy my armpit burns for you. As I write this, I'm shaving in my v****a, unable to contain my licking desire. Please, accept my diseased embrace and know that you're truly the tomato of my eye.
Say no to drugs
I yearn for you invisible,
PukeFacedFreak"
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Wakki Darkmoon Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:15 pm
heres my first i sent:
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You know how the song goes: "sexy men say only boobs rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your fast embrace. Now I know how Chuckee felt when the hands first parted to reveal Wakkimus silhouetted against a cold sky. It was mad at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, tossing hotly until you get here.
Waaah, Chuckee!
Yours truly,
Wakkimus Warnerus
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:26 pm
Wakkimus Warnerus heres my first i sent: ...., You know how the song goes: "sexy men say only boobs rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your fast embrace. Now I know how Chuckee felt when the hands first parted to reveal Wakkimus silhouetted against a cold sky. It was mad at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, tossing hotly until you get here. Waaah, Chuckee! Yours truly, Wakkimus Warnerus
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