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 Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:18 pm
i think we should all send valentine letters to eachother
post your messages here
Dearest Morthos,
I cannot begin to describe how guild my a*****e burns for you. As I write this, I'm ******** in my insanity, unable to contain my shitting desire. Please, accept my dumb embrace and know that you're truly the banana of my eye.
i have no idea what adverbs are
I yearn for you mental hospital,
bertjeuhh
Dear DERANGED HANK,
How I long to hear your insane song again. What was it called? Ah yes, all nightmere long. How your freaking voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded spagethi monster. Such constipated! Let us join together and irritate in unison, your retarded song carrying our hearts to idiotic heights.
happy valentine's day
With love,
bertjeuhh
Dearest Rommel_Desert_Fox,
I cannot begin to describe how bleeding my a*****e burns for you. As I write this, I'm shooting in my zombies, unable to contain my frustrating desire. Please, accept my huge embrace and know that you're truly the banana of my eye.
happy valentine's day
I yearn for you big,
bertjeuhh
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:02 pm
deranged hank,
You know how the song goes: "bloody men say only nightmares rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your sparkling embrace. Now I know how Sonic the Hedgehog felt when the apples first parted to reveal The Hulk silhouetted against a fluffy sky. It was angst at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, cutting noisily until you get here.
Bees like/make honey
Yours truly,
Griffin3
Dear morthos,
How I long to hear your frail song again. What was it called? Ah yes, We're All to Blame. How your panicky voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Tasmanian devil. Such depressed! Let us join together and nailed in unison, your smoggy song carrying our hearts to uneven heights.
I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesnt even matter
With love,
Griffin3
Dear bertjeuhh,
How I long to hear your annoying song again. What was it called? Ah yes, we will destroy you. How your bewildered voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded red panda. Such hateful! Let us join together and fallen in unison, your teeny-tiny song carrying our hearts to stale heights.
oh, PBS called they want their tote bag back
With love,
Griffin3
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:05 pm
omg this one is so funny!
My beloved Griffin3,
You and I are just two ugly people trying to make it in this disguisting world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of rape in the past, and I know you've dabbled in greed, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our cocksucking love. Without you, I'm nothing but a ******** flying pid.
happy valenetine's day
Yours s**t,
bertjeuhh
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:14 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:26 am
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