America's Next Top Model (cycle 5)

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Because I can't help but be sucked in by the shallowness of it all. Even though I just tuned in two weeks ago, I'm disgustingly addicted to it. xp

Episode Six "The Girl Who Loves Bubbles & Talks To Plants"

Coryn - Half-heartedly glad to see her go. Although I like her because she was the one who actually told Lisa to STFU, I totally see where the judges were coming from because she has no poise as a high fashion model. As a sports model, sure, I can see that. But she's so gawky with her body and form, it doesn't work at all for me. So uh... the pro of the cut: She's not up to par. The con: she had the gall to speak up, even though she was pretty nasty with the way she put it up. ...but then again she was dealing with Lisa... so maybe it's all justified. whee

Jayla - I thought she was perky and cute until this week when she went COMPLETELY OVERBOARD in response to Nik's childishness. Getting so insane over a cold shoulder? rolleyes And this is the nutcase who was going psycho over how high-schoolish it all felt. HEYCRAZYLADY you're just perpetuating the damn cycle.

Bre - This girl is kind. She was the one who went out to Lisa in (one of) her drunken hour(s) and brought her back in the house. Lovely young lady. heart

Nicole - ******** Gilmore Girl!! xd Which is a plus because I used to like the show before Rory went to college. It's all downhill now that Dean's out of the picture (as far as I know). xd

Kim - I'm totally rooting for this lesbo. She's so cool! blaugh

Lisa - Alcoholic, no doubt. But I thought it so interesting when she told Tyra that she was a vino(sp?) yet didn't HAVE to drink every day and DOESN'T drink to get drunk. Everyone was like "why is she lying?!?!" and no one says, or at least the producers don't show anyone saying, "why is she deceiving herself?" . The idea presented is that Lisa is deliberately lying to Tyra, which isn't necessarily the case. When you're an addict, you don't really REALIZE that it's a problem, right? You're just all... "yeah I love this stuff to pieces. it's DAMN good." not "oh I may be overdoing it." gonk  

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This was a goood episode. I LOVED that photoshoot they did in the beginning. Tyra's a genius! xd

Episode Seven

Kyle - I'm sad to see her go because she's not an a*****e xd but still, she's such a bland palette. I find her face a little too blase and her overall body form to be... I dunno. The hot girl next door thing. Kinda suburban and hence not suited for a modeling career?! talk2hand I know, that's mean and not right. But she doesn't have that grabbing factor that the other girls in the running have. sad

Lisa - If I knew her in real life, I'd have a serious polar affinity with this chick. When I'm happy and she's happy, we'd click. But if she started going on about something, I'd be alll "eh heh heh heh" and mooooooove away like a smooth ninja. ninja Oddly, I seem to be rooting for her. She's got a personality that's conveyed even through teevee. Crazy!

Jayla - is a b***h. I can't wait to see her go. xp

Bre - I'm glad she's safe. I love her personality and I'm glad the judges decided that personality presides over photoshoots. The former is a lot harder to change than the latter so wise decision on the part of the judges methinks.

Kim - She has the touch of death. Any girl that hangs around her for too long gest sucked into that twisted lesbian vortex of hers and gets kicked out from the game. rofl  

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YAY it was a synopsis and "UNTOLD SCENES" episode cuz that damn Cassandra chickened out of the competition. I didn't see the first few episodes so I got to catch up on the madness.

Episode Eight

Jayla - holy @#$@#$@#$@@ she's a REAL a*****e!! You know when she was like "Oh you know you look like a CHICKEN!!!!" in that first episode? I was all "PSH at least I don't look like a c**t unlike YOU, b***h!" And she's all, "Well you guys just don't get my sense of humour." Uhhh, no? If EVERYONE doesn't enjoy the quality of hilarity of your "jokes," I think you might want to rethink how you act in the world? Not to conform to all mainstream ideals but uh... maybe just GET ********> - I sympathize even more with this lady. You know, even though her words can come out a little rough, there's some base of truth that she's working from. Especially with Coryn. All that drama got to her and I'm so sad to see her go.

Coryn - She wrote a note of apology to Lisa. That was such a grand gesture. I'm so glad that we got to see it, I've gained so much respect for Coryn! I hope she gets a modeling deal somewhere, she really deserves it for that act of hers. With all the bitches in that industry, she's a glistening gem amongst shards of coal in there, man. Totally. domokun  

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Episode Nine

Disapointed. Jayla didn't get cut. In fact, nobody did. xp


Episode Ten

Even more disapointed. Jayla didn't get cut, AND LISA WAS CUT INSTEAD.

Ughughughughugh. I'm half inclined to stop watching, but I want to see KIM or BRE win this damn competition. Damn straight, baby. scream  

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Didn't watch the episode this time. ******** YOU stupid VCR!! stressed

Episode Eleven

WTF. Kim got kicked off? W T F. times inifinity. I thought that she was going to win it. WTF are Jayla and Nik still doing there?! I don't think they have what it takes to be a top model, yet Lisa and Kim are out. I think I could understand why Lisa would be in trouble cuz of her sharp attitude, but ********. She totally NAILED every damn photoshoot and was doing so marvelously then... ZOOM. One mediocre photo and she's toast. Whereas Jayla has messed up sooooo many times, yet she's still around?

Anyways, I don't think I care to watch the rest of the series. I was kind of rooting for Bre, but after seeing her act rather high and mighty after last week and I hear she's real catty this week, I've lost the will to root for her. YAY less time in front of the tube and more for non-television related activities. rolleyes  

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Episode Twelve

BYE BYE JAYLA. Thank goodness. 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh

Unfortunately, the the final three are just soooooo boring, I'm less than thrilled to find out who's going to be AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL. xd

But it was a fun touch to have Nigel take the girls' photos this episode, I enjoyed seeing them interact. And it was soooo funny when Bre got super drowsy from the Benadryl, hahahhaaa! xd I found it really satisfying. heart

Anyways, it's the finale next week! Can't wait for the next season, I'm damn hooked on this show now! whee