Which section is the "perv" in your band?

our "perv" section is the saxophones...
one day during a playoff game the saxes were behind me and i heard waffle(josh's nickname) asking matt why he didnt sit a the back of the bus?
matt said sorry man. waffle: i missed raping you matt, my best buddy.
waffle turned around to the rest of the saxes who were paying attention to the convo he had with matt and started to tell about sexual attractions and reactions.

Waffle and Matt is straight.. thank god. XD

anyways, tell me yours! biggrin