if you're a bad poet like me, use this

today i woke up and i tought, damn its monday again
i stood up, took a wizz, it looked dark but i don't complain

without washing my hands i put my contact lenzes in my eyes
while getting dressed i once more beholded my penise's gigantic size

i ate my breakfast, watched some TV and hopped on my bike to school
our class was going on a trip wich i tought would be boring and uncool

it wasn't as bad as i tought it would be, we learned about sensors
and we got free coffee from the dispensers

later that day i had to pick my new orthopedic soles
i waited there for an hour wishing i had a gaming console

then i watched some tv, played gaia on my computer
saw some dumb topics, discusing who was cuter

then i made this topic, trying to bring life in a dead guild
i'm terrified of morthos' monkey, i might get killed

this was a discription of my day
and remember kids, people who write poems are ga... smart