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 Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:09 pm
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Do you have Wonderland-isms in everyday life?
QUOTE THEM HERE!!!
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"While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life,
the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from it.
The danger is too great of thus learning to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery,
and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit."
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:16 pm
 You see a dog growls when it's
angry and wags its tail when its pleased...
"why do you have boxes of nothing?"
-Cat
"So I can find the nothing when i need it"
-Hattress
...Now I growl when I'm pleased,
and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:00 am
"What's my fifth hour?"
-miya
"A tulip."
-a friend
"Ah, yes. Thank you."
-miya
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:17 pm
You can't wait for inspiration. ♣♣♣ Me: I still don't see what the purpose of getting that camera is. Gemma: To take pictures. Me: Of what, exactly? Gemma: Exactly? Why, of everything and nothing, of course. Me: Nothing? You're going to take a picture of nothing? Gemma: Yeah, sure. Why not? Me: How? Gemma: By pushing this button right here. See. The one marked 'nothing' ♣♣♣ You have to go after it with a club.
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:24 pm
Fashion underling: Sunny, what does this style look better in, pink or beige?
Me: Blue.
Fashion underling: But that's not one of the choices.
Me: It needs to be.
Fashion underling: But why does blue look better than either pink or beige?
Me: Because oranges are blue. Do you understand?
Fashion underling: No...
Me: Ok. Be on your way, and I want blue on the color list before this song is over, or a shipment of blue oranges will be dumped into your supervisor's office.
*Fashion underling scurries off*
Model: Blue oranges?
Me: Yes. Blue oranges.
Model: Is there reasoning behind that?
Me: Of course. There's always reasoning behind it.
Model: And this reasoning is...?
Me: I like blue better than pink or beige for that style.
Model: And the oranges?
Me: What oranges?
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:58 pm
True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. ♦♦♦
Gina: If your car breaks down in the middle of a river, how many pancakes does it take to cover the roof of a dog house?
Lily: That would depend...how deep is the river, what kind of car are you driving, what kind of dog is it that lives in this dog house, and how fast can a swallow fly against a five mile per hour wind while carrying a pickled daisy?
Gina: The river is fifteen hundred seconds deep, you're driving a library, the dog is a blueberry, and a swallow would never fly against a five mile per hour wind while carrying a pickled daisy. It would throw the pickled daisy through the air and catch a ride on a subway.
Lily: ...right. Well in that case, it would take a bottle of pancakes to cover the roof of the dog house.
Gina: ...a bottle of pancakes? WTF!?!
Lily: It's all your stupid question's fault.
Gina: Uh-huh. Sure it is. Blame it on someone else why don't ya?
Lily: Oh, I fully intend to.
Gina: I'm sure you do Lil. Just what ever you do, don't...
(Mom enters carrying a plate and spatula)
Mom: Who wants pancakes?
Lily: ...so mom, we were wondering...if your car breaks down in the middle of a river, how many pancakes does it take to cover the roof of a dog house?
Mom: (After thinking for a moment and passing out pancakes) What's the speed of light?
Gina: 300,000,000 meters a second
Mom: How deep is the river?
Lily: Fifteen seconds deep.
Mom: Well then, let's see...if E=mc² and c=300,000,000 and the river is fifteen seconds deep, we'll assume that the dog house has a mass of about 20 kilograms, which would make the energy contained in the doghouse equal to 6,000,000,000 joules, which would convert to 400,000,000 Joules per second, which is equal, more or less, to a marker.
Gina: A...marker...?
Mom: Yeah, you know, the kind you color with?
Gina, Lily, Gemma: O.O (Jaws dropped)
♦♦♦False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:16 am
You see a dog growls when it's
angry and wags its tail when its pleased...
O.O
ADOPT ME!
...Now I growl when I'm pleased,
and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:15 pm
Call me Hattress ¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤ Call me Law O.O
Oh my.
Well now...that certainly is...well....um....yeah.
So tell me Gemma dear, did your mom give you a number of pancakes, or did she leave her answer at a marker?
Because I just determined that she equated the amount of energy in the dog house to the amount of energy in a marker.
Nothing about how many pancakes that takes....
¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤
"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise
than what it might appear to others
that what you were or might have been
was not otherwise than what you had been
would have appeared to them to be otherwise."
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:22 pm
You can't wait for inspiration.♣♣♣ Gemma: "What would you do if 253 monkeys attacked you out of nowhere? AP Government Teacher: o.O ??????? Gemma: *shrug* "Just wondering" AP Government Teacher: ..... ♣♣♣ You have to go after it with a club.
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:42 pm
Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. ♥♥♥
Gina: "I don't want to take this flippin AP Bio test!
Gemma: "Why not? You get college credit for it!"
Gina: "Only if I somehow manage to pass it..."
Gemma: "Just have Lil take it for you, she'll pass no problem!"
Gina: "Don't you think someone might notice that Lil is Lil and not me?"
Gemma: "Nonsense! You look just like her!"
Gina: "Well don't you think that someone might notice that I, the girl that hasn't understood anything all year, suddenly knows everything and aces the AP test when she could barely pull her grade up to a C for the ENTIRE year?"
Gemma: "We'll just tell them that you had a brain transplant."
Gina: "A brain transplant.....?"
Gemma: "Yeah, with a biologist."
♥♥♥Failure is another steppingstone to greatness.
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:16 pm
Call me Hattress ¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤¯`°¤.¸.¤ Call me Law Hattress: This hat is not shirtable.
Cat of Spades: Shirtable?
Hattress: Yes. Shirtable. Any garment other than a shirt that is able to be worn as a shirt with some slight manipulations. And possibly some pins.
Cat of Spades: Oh. Shirtable. Right. Yeah, you're right. That dress is very un-shirtable.
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"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise
than what it might appear to others
that what you were or might have been
was not otherwise than what you had been
would have appeared to them to be otherwise."
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:17 pm
 ∗Tђєɾє ιѕ ησ ℓαω ιη tнє ϑηiνєɾѕǝ,∗
∗σηℓу нαβιtѕ, αη∂ hαβιtѕ ¢αη вǝ вɾσkєη∗
*~*~*
"Don't judge me, I was calling myself" -Hattress
"I didn't say a word, I guessed you needed to talk to yourself." -Cat of Spades
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|The Cat of Spades is my name
I say 'the' for there is but One
And she and I are the same.
If nonsense be what you dream
You need only look for me
(look high) (look low)
Everything is not as it may seem...|
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