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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:32 am


My friend posted this in the GD.
It's ridiculous.


iHero of Legend
"A sword does not wield strength...

Now, I've been browsing a lot of Twilight sites lately...and I found this. Before you get all iffy on me and say something about how old Twilight topic is old, be reasonable. Proof is included for three horrendous things that have happened...all because someone didn't like Twilight. Enjoy.





(Start insight)Twilight is killing the First Amendment.

Don't believe me?
Too bad. Listen up.

I could tolerate the fanbase at first. I mean, sure, easy-to-read fluff story, easy on the mind, junk food for the brain. That's fine and good. I have some of that myself.
BUT IT IS GETTING WAY OUT OF HAND. It seems like fans multiplied like rabbits in 2008. And from what I have been reading, they are starting to physically harm others. OVER NOT LIKING THE BOOK.
I understand these links are from an Anti-Twilight site, but these are more than likely real stories. Put your bias away and realize that this kind of s**t is happening.

Someone attempted to drown a non-fan ... for not liking Twilight.

http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=6459

Another non-fan had miscarriage wished upon them. For not liking Twilight.

...Quite ridiculous.

Someone's arm was broken ... for not liking Twilight.

http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=4783&page=1

If I count up the stories from my references ...
Smacked, cussed out, beat with a bat, punch to the male bits, smacked with the book, pushed down the stairs, punched, attacked, stalked, scratched eye, threatened with a knife, choked, jumped, beat up .... the list goes on.

Still can't believe this? Neither can I.
Want to know something worse? There is a rumor going around about someone being murdered in Idaho.
FOR NOT LIKING TWILIGHT. WHAT THE ******** is getting WAY out of hand. When people are being threatened over NOT LIKING A GODDAMN BOOK, the fanbase NEEDS TO CALM DOWN. SERIOUSLY! Twilight is JUST A BOOK. Edward Cullen is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. I'm really ******** glad none of this s**t is happening at my school. Otherwise, I would be steaming from the morning to the afternoon. I would be ashamed to go to Lassiter ... if there were people like that here.

There are 2nd graders reading Twilight.
Elementary schoolers are beating up others over not liking a goddamn book.

Relationships are dying over this damn "saga." Girlfriends are comparing their boyfriends to Eddie-kins, and some have even smacked and hurt their significant other over not liking a book. One girl even wants to call her boyfriend "Edward" even though it isn't his real name. Being COMPARED TO A BOOK CHARACTER?!? What is WRONG with these people?!

Actually, one of my friends had a friend that KILLED HIMSELF because his girlfriend kept comparing him to Edward. He couldn't take it.
TWILIGHT HAS ******** KILLED PEOPLE. DOES THIS TELL YOU SOMETHING?!

Oh, wanna know something else?
Some people actually BELIEVE they're vampires. The whole ******** she-bang. They're not humans! THEY'RE VAMPIRES. I might love Metroid, and thought Samus was real in the 4th grade, but we're talking about TEENAGERS. SIXTEEN AND UP. Shouldn't we KNOW better by now?!?!? EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL. HE DOES NOT EXIST IN REAL LIFE.
IS SOMETHING WRONG HERE?! YES!!!

Put the damn book down, rabids. Take a breath of fresh air and remind yourself it's FICTION. Don't hurt others over it, don't attempt to kill people, and don't break friendships over a DAMN BOOK. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TWILIGHT IS.
A DAMN BOOK.

Am I overreacting? I might be.
Actually, no. WHEN PEOPLE ARE BEING HURT AND MANGLED OVER NOT LIKING A BOOK, THERE'S A PROBLEM!


A SPECIAL message to Stephanie Meyer:
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ******** a**, STEPHANIE! LOOK AT WHAT YOUR BELOVED EDDIE-KINS FANS ARE DOING TO HUMANITY!
YOU'VE CREATED A CULT!
You won't stand up and actually ADDRESS the issue, and more people are getting hurt! STOP LETTING YOUR BROTHER SCREEN YOUR ******** E-MAILS AND FACE REALITY.
STOP THE MADNESS.
THE TWIHARDS WILL LISTEN TO /YOU/, IF NO ONE ELSE. STEP UP. STOP THIS.(End Insight)

Unless the hand that holds it has Courage."
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:00 pm


omg thats rediculous

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:33 am


Well I'm never talking s**t about Twilight in public again.
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