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As previously mentioned, all we ask of our members is Creativity and Cohesive language. What does this mean? It means we want people who can think outside of the box and can write legibly -- and by legible I mean 'Mary eats cake.' not how clean your handwriting is.
Don't worry about the spelling or gramatic aptitude of your presentation piece. Mistakes can be corrected, good habits can be learned (just no chatspeak, L337 or languages that will make me die of an aunerysm). We're here to have fun [and perhaps sneak in a little bit of knowledge into our noggins while we are at it] and branch out socially. Of course, there are minimums -- we are a literate guild, we want our members to at *least* attempt a certain level of complexity.
I promise, the application is a lot easier [and helluva lot more fun!] than visiting your local dentist!
See? I told you it wasn't that hard.
Mail applications to:
Username: 21st Cherry Boy
Subject: The Order of Chaos -- Application
Give the application 2-3 days to apply.
As previously mentioned, all we ask of our members is Creativity and Cohesive language. What does this mean? It means we want people who can think outside of the box and can write legibly -- and by legible I mean 'Mary eats cake.' not how clean your handwriting is.
Don't worry about the spelling or gramatic aptitude of your presentation piece. Mistakes can be corrected, good habits can be learned (just no chatspeak, L337 or languages that will make me die of an aunerysm). We're here to have fun [and perhaps sneak in a little bit of knowledge into our noggins while we are at it] and branch out socially. Of course, there are minimums -- we are a literate guild, we want our members to at *least* attempt a certain level of complexity.
I promise, the application is a lot easier [and helluva lot more fun!] than visiting your local dentist!
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Your name (alias):
Favorite color (xD) :
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Instructions: Read carefully, I promise this is not as tricky as it sounds. At the bottom of these instructions and passed the short dotted line will be four scenarios. Pick one of the four and write a small paragraph regarding said topic. It has to be 150 - 250 words. No more. No less.
Highlight and cut between the dotted lines and remove all the topics. We want to read your paragraph and figure out which one of them you have selected.
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- Five minutes in the life of an inanimate object.
- I am...the gnome that eats all your left socks! Hear me roar!
- Bananas. How do you think a banana feels when its being eaten? ( For the absurdity of it all, lets make this one from the Banana's point of view!)
- Cats are aliens sent from another planet hellbent on conquering this earth. You are Agent 2054 -- write a brief report and express your feelings regarding the impending invasion. Yay or nay, what say ye?
Step 2:
Step 2? I never read anything about step 2? Is this a curve ball? YES!
I have read and answered the previous questions truthfully-- and to prove that I have understood your application, I will sign my alias on the dotted line. With my favorite food as last name.
X-------------------- Date: ___________
Your name (alias):
Favorite color (xD) :
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Instructions: Read carefully, I promise this is not as tricky as it sounds. At the bottom of these instructions and passed the short dotted line will be four scenarios. Pick one of the four and write a small paragraph regarding said topic. It has to be 150 - 250 words. No more. No less.
Highlight and cut between the dotted lines and remove all the topics. We want to read your paragraph and figure out which one of them you have selected.
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- Five minutes in the life of an inanimate object.
- I am...the gnome that eats all your left socks! Hear me roar!
- Bananas. How do you think a banana feels when its being eaten? ( For the absurdity of it all, lets make this one from the Banana's point of view!)
- Cats are aliens sent from another planet hellbent on conquering this earth. You are Agent 2054 -- write a brief report and express your feelings regarding the impending invasion. Yay or nay, what say ye?
Step 2:
Step 2? I never read anything about step 2? Is this a curve ball? YES!
I have read and answered the previous questions truthfully-- and to prove that I have understood your application, I will sign my alias on the dotted line. With my favorite food as last name.
X-------------------- Date: ___________
See? I told you it wasn't that hard.
Mail applications to:
Mail me!
Username: 21st Cherry Boy
Subject: The Order of Chaos -- Application
Give the application 2-3 days to apply.
