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LordNeuf
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:27 am


http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ioi_0jtO9RjMwPNRoXNCndRPRq3gD95R53S80

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) — Waving green Islamic flags atop the ruins of Gaza, Hamas proclaimed victory in rallies attended by thousands of supporters Tuesday, saying it survived Israel's military onslaught despite the destruction and massive death toll suffered by Gazans.

Beyond its fiery words, however, Hamas offered no plans for rebuilding Gaza, which suffered some $2 billion in damage during three weeks of fighting. Gaza's borders with Israel and Egypt, largely sealed since the Islamic militants seized power 19 months ago, remain closed and are unlikely to open unless the militants relinquish some control.

Israel has also claimed victory, but neither side was the clear winner.
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And if you think THAT'S weird...

http://english.farsnews.com/newstext.php?nn=8711011398

Ahmadinejad to Attend University Celebrations on Gaza Victory

TEHRAN (FNA)- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is slated to attend a feast at Tehran University on Tuesday to celebrate end of Gaza war and victory of the Palestinians over the Zionist army.

Juan Evo Morales and Hugo Chavez, presidents of Bolivia and Venezuela, have also been invited to the ceremony by Iran's Islamic Students Society.

Esmail Ahmadi, the head of the Public Relations Department of the Student Basij (volunteer) Organization told the Islamic republic news agency on Monday that university students in Iran will hold a special celebration at Tehran University on Tuesday to commemorate the Palestinian resistance and to discuss the consequences of the bitter Zionist defeat.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in a phone talk on Monday, felicitated Hamas politburo chief Khaled Mashaal on the victory of Palestinian resistance in the war against the Israeli regime.
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So how did they win exactly?
PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:29 am


They win because they did not surrender to us tyrannical Zionist fascists and our evil ways!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:33 am


So basically, unless we kill them all and annex their territory... they think they're winning?

That is one ******** UP psychology right there. Victory by Survival happens under genocide conditions. Do they actually think we're trying to ethnically cleanse the middle east?
PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:35 am


What we have here is an enemy that wants to kill every single one of us... because they think that we want to kill every single one of them...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:38 am


Well... to the good people of the Gaza Strip... who think they beat Israel, to quote Bush the ELDER...

READ MY LIPS....

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:41 am


Obviously we're carefully ignoring the fact that most of them don't speak English, and I seriously doubt any of them have seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:44 am


Behatzlacha-S
Obviously we're carefully ignoring the fact that most of them don't speak English, and I seriously doubt any of them have seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.


Or use Gaia, or visit the Jewish forum.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:48 am


Maybe we should go attack the small and private Palestinian Guild. We can launch an all-out invasion, spamming all their threads like some evil force of destruction and confusion. Then we can pull out after 3 weeks, and allow them to rebuild in peace.

Yes, I made an analogy.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:50 am


Hmm... I'm not sure what the analogy is supposed to mean. So I'm just going to put up a a simple cartoon with Mickey Mouse to explain a few things about how Hamas thinks.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:57 am


Behatzlacha-S
They win because they did not surrender to us tyrannical Zionist fascists and our evil ways!


Yeah, they saw our tooth brush mustaches and laughed!

The Fabulous Prince Babel


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:09 pm


Behatzlacha-S
Maybe we should go attack the small and private Palestinian Guild. We can launch an all-out invasion, spamming all their threads like some evil force of destruction and confusion. Then we can pull out after 3 weeks, and allow them to rebuild in peace.


I like that idea.

*fires up the Merkava tank*
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:20 am


Behatzlacha-S
Maybe we should go attack the small and private Palestinian Guild. We can launch an all-out invasion, spamming all their threads like some evil force of destruction and confusion. Then we can pull out after 3 weeks, and allow them to rebuild in peace.

Yes, I made an analogy.


Yes lets.

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