Ahem.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guild,
The following public announcements shall be made- dedicated to the human population as a whole.
Pants (or Pant-substitutes), with a few exceptions, are a preferable thing to wear when in public.
Do not place your fork in the wall outlet- you may receive shocking results.
Caution! Boiling water is, in fact, hot.
Everybody dance now.
When attending a crowded concert or convention: please, shower before hand.
Jumping off of high places without a parachute often ends in "ouch" or "splat".
Reading is cool, unfortunately given the venue through which I delivering this particular announcement, the target audience-- the illiterate--- is lost.
While Shaft is indeed a bad @$$ mother f$%r and no one understands him but his woman, this is not necessarily an indication of a serious Oedipal complex.
You can live down being Doogie Howser if you become DR. HORRIBLE!
But no, nothing can ever have you live down being "Ross" from Friends, tough cookies David S.
Wings of wax do not give you the power of flight-- unless you use them at night... sorry Icarus.
Own up to your farts, it will make life easier.
Pickles are contagious- if you or someone you know has been attacked by pickles call FEMA immediately. We are working hard to avert the wrath of this cucumber related disaster
Beeeep.... the following has been test by the Emergency Modcast system making sure life is still in the guild.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guild,
The following public announcements shall be made- dedicated to the human population as a whole.
Pants (or Pant-substitutes), with a few exceptions, are a preferable thing to wear when in public.
Do not place your fork in the wall outlet- you may receive shocking results.
Caution! Boiling water is, in fact, hot.
Everybody dance now.
When attending a crowded concert or convention: please, shower before hand.
Jumping off of high places without a parachute often ends in "ouch" or "splat".
Reading is cool, unfortunately given the venue through which I delivering this particular announcement, the target audience-- the illiterate--- is lost.
While Shaft is indeed a bad @$$ mother f$%r and no one understands him but his woman, this is not necessarily an indication of a serious Oedipal complex.
You can live down being Doogie Howser if you become DR. HORRIBLE!
But no, nothing can ever have you live down being "Ross" from Friends, tough cookies David S.
Wings of wax do not give you the power of flight-- unless you use them at night... sorry Icarus.
Own up to your farts, it will make life easier.
Pickles are contagious- if you or someone you know has been attacked by pickles call FEMA immediately. We are working hard to avert the wrath of this cucumber related disaster
Beeeep.... the following has been test by the Emergency Modcast system making sure life is still in the guild.
