Bubs

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All around fixit man
Great salesman
Can dance like a fiend
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Can't fly
Not all of his dealings are legal
Overweight
vs.
Blue Laser

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Are a terrorist organization
Shoots blue lasers
Lots of them
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Loses all the time
Couldn't blow up the ocean
Are the bad guys
It's over! Bubs is the winner.