To: All the Oldies from the Good Ol' days (for those of you who aren't dead)
From: Edes
Content: Guess who's back bitches? That's right, the little Jackson! I can't find any of you guys around here! What the ******** happened to this joint? Oh ... by the way ... I was an artificial vampire of some kind ... ******** up, I know. But it was some weird chemical thing and yeah ... I'm weak again, woo!