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 Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:56 pm
The bullets clipped the edge of Firecracker's firework, and the thing blew up in his hands, sending him soaring backwards against the night air.
"HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
Batman growled, racing against the wind towards the falling Firecracker. A string shot out in the darkness, gripping Markuro's legs and allowing him to dangle. The string shifted, and his head smacked against a window. He whimpered for a short moment, but when the swaying stopped, Firecracker appeared to notice something...
"Hey... HEEY!!! ANYBODY SEE A PINKY LYING AROUND!? I THINK I LOST A FINGER!!!"
Batman turned his focus back towards the dark but bubbly Zephyr. His eyes narrowed, and he spoke firmly, "Tell. Me. Where. They. Are."
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:15 am
(( I never fired, Helena. I only drew a bead. That means I took aim. ))
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:42 pm
((You might not have fired, but I did. And by the way, seen my new avatar? Bad a**.))
Zephyr frowned.
"You really aren't being very much fun, you know. Then again, what more could I expect from someone who won't even sit down and eat cookies with me..." Just then Zephyr got an idea.
"That's it! I'll give you two tasks, and when you complete them all the kids will go free safe and sound! Your first task, go ahead and do your little dance with the Uncle J, I know how much he was looking forward to it, but make it fast, Zephyr is impatient. Then, you must sit down and eat cookies with me, and we'll have a nice little talk about how your day is, and then all the little kids will go free nice and easy!" Zephyr decided with a smile, pulling a box of Girl Scout cookies Caramel Delights out of her bag.
"In fact, everyone can have cookies! We'll all sit down and relax to enjoy some cookies for a moment before continuing our hectic lives. That will be nice. Well, everyone but Firecracker...he annoys me, so no cookies for him. Although, if he shuts up for the rest of the time, I might consider giving him one. Just one." Zephyr thought over it in her head.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:32 pm
[[ Zephyr = pwnage ]]
Firecracker growled as he tried to keep his finger frown bleeding. "First this, and now I can't even have a cookie... This day sucks crap..." he muttered under his suger-soaken breath.
Batman considered her offer. He didn't want to waste his time. There was no time to lose, but what if this was his only chance? "How about you tell me where they are, or I drop you off of this building?" he threatened in his usual, guttural tone.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:07 pm
((Finally you're on! It took you so loooong! crying ))
Zephyr frowned and crossed her arms.
"If you throw me off the building, then the children will be devoured, and said giant spiders devouring them will then come after you. Isn't that right, Aricadia?" She looked over her shoulder as an eight foot tall glossy black spider crawled onto the roof.
"Yesss..." The spider hissed, "That isss right..." Her fangs dripped venom in anticipation of the next move.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:49 pm
Joker chuckled. "Bats, you need to be careful... That was almost a joke. Are you suddenly developing a sense of humor?" He saw the spider and said, "Oh, joy, Hell's coming to Earth! A giant spider!" He jumped behind Batman and, flipping one of his guns backwards, swings the butt of the revolver around to pistolwhip the Dark Knight.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:29 pm
"You know what?" Zephyr suddenly busted out with, "I'm too impatient! Cookies first, then fight scene!" She decided quite suddenly, already having grown bored with humaring the Joker for this long on his most unheathy Batman Addiction.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 3:54 pm
"Can I have one then?" Firecracker whimpered from his place on the floor, still trying to stop the bleeding from his recent loss of a finger.
Batman whipped around, gripping the Joker's wrist. He peered up at the giant spider. It wasn't like he hadn't seen hell on earth already. Gotham wasn't much better, but he was determined to heal it after the damage that Markuro had done. "What do you want then!?" he roared at Zephyr, almost as if her answer would be different this time.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 4:17 pm
"Grrh!" The sudden grab was unexpected, but he had an idea. He loosed his grip on the barrel, allowing it to roll forward just enough for him to be able to hold it upside-down, aimed at the Caped Crusader. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" He also reached into his jcket, and pulled out another pistol, aiming for Batman's side. At this range, it would be impossible to miss. "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... THE END." He fired both pistols, and fortunately for Joker, they were real, and loaded, for a change.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:06 pm
"I already told you, I want us to all sit down and eat cookies and have a nice little chat! Are you hard of hearing or just stupid?" She demanded, crossing her arms. This was already getting tedious, she could have sworn Batman was supposed to be a detective, and yet he didn't understand what she wanted when she told him what she wanted!
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