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Radioactive Applesauce Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:54 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:50 pm
Aha-this week I'll submit
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do
You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?'
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:43 pm
A man very worried goes to his area doctor.
"I'm sorry to bother you, doctor" said the man "but its my old Dad.He Keeps saying that he wants to die."
The Doctors confidently taps this shoulder and says "You did the right thing in sending for me."
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:59 pm
What do you get when you sit under a cow?
A "pat" on the head!
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