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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:02 pm
Dearest dice gods, I wish for luck for a custom slot in another shop. Please give me your blessing and in return, please take this hefty offering of tapicoa pudding- *trips and spills it everywhere* I, uh, fudge! I mean, tapioca? P-Please, forgive me! *runs away*
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:25 am
-cleans away cobwebs- Oh great Dice Gods and Randomizer Goddesses, I humbly ask for your favor in any upcoming battles or events. As an offer, I bring you the first season of Game of Thrones for your viewing pleasure. 
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:10 pm
OH RANDOMIZER GODDESSES AND DICE GODS! Please hear my plea! I ask that you grant me the best of rolls for several ongoing battles I am in. I wish to inflict great harm upon my opponents and need help with getting status attacks through! I promise you upon the names of Qix, Panda, and FFN (the trolliest of trolls) that I will deliver you a wonderfully horrible stick figure comic that has long been offered yet forgotten!
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:17 am
*kneels down in front of shrine with a basket full of steamed buns*
Dear dice gods and rng goddesses..
I know I am nothing but a stranger to you but please hear me out. I came here to seek out luck and fortune to owning a pkmn as i have none. Hopefully you all will be kind enough to send me a bit of luck my way and maybe help me get a pkmn of my own. I'm not sure what else to say, but if you're hungry.. have some steamed buns. I will be here for a while. Thank you for listening.
*won't get up until the slots results has been announced*
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 1:13 pm
Oh, mighty dice gods! I pray that you give me luck in the search through the Dark Forest. In return, I heap praise and glory on you in the form of interpretive dance. *dances oddly for the next 20 minutes*
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:18 pm
O Dice Randomizer Goddess, what have I done to displease you? Why hast thou forsaken me? I hope that this small sacrifice will redeem myself in some small part in your wondrous eyes.
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