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cherrytenmei

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:19 pm





HOWDY Y'ALL gonk

What's the sickest, creepiest, most gruesome and terrifying Christmas present you could give to someone? It can't be anything that was once part of a human being (except for turds).

^^ Winner gets... 5k? Idk. However generous I feel.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:59 pm


-a box containing a hive of killer bees

-a rabid tasmanian devil

-a jonas brothers cd

-a bomb thats set to blow up as soon as the box is opened

(I could do this all day cool )

Griffin3
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Rommel_Desert_Fox
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:15 pm


Getting your 14 year old sister a vibrator and porn.

Nazi porn for a Jew.

Jewish porn for muslims.

Jumper cables, a whip, a gag, a can of whipped cream, a leather sex mistress suit, a big feather, and a box of condoms for your mom.

Ok I think that last one is gonna be hard to beat.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:46 pm


Rommel_Desert_Fox
Getting your 14 year old sister a vibrator and porn.

Nazi porn for a Jew.

Jewish porn for muslims.

Jumper cables, a whip, a gag, a can of whipped cream, a leather sex mistress suit, a big feather, and a box of condoms for your mom.

Ok I think that last one is gonna be hard to beat.
I gotta say, that will be hard to beat.

-Porn to your 90 year old grandpa and a vibrator for your straight 20 year old brother?
lol...

SixOrMore
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Desert_Fox_Rommel

PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:48 pm


Gay porn for the straight brother. xd
PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:56 am


The mangled dead remains of chicken fetuses for a vegetarian. 3nodding

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Desert_Fox_Rommel

PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:31 am


CruxisAngel3
The mangled dead remains of chicken fetuses for a vegetarian. 3nodding
I believe we call those Chicken McNuggets. blaugh

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:24 pm


Desert_Fox_Rommel
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The mangled dead remains of chicken fetuses for a vegetarian. 3nodding
I believe we call those Chicken McNuggets. blaugh

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True.... xd

CruxisAngel3


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:28 am


SARS! A BIGASS BOX OF SARS! TOP THAT, MOFOS!

P.S. I voted for Peter Wallis, that guy was tha' s**t!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:58 pm


Get your single childless questionably ***** uncle a little kids swim suit catalog (with a picture of Chris Hansen)

Desert_Fox_Rommel


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Crew

PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:27 pm


...yer mom lol
PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:25 pm


Did we ever get a winner?

Desert_Fox_Rommel


Weaver XIII
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:21 pm


I DUB MYSELF THE WINNER!
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