Gather around kids grandpa has a story to tell. Hey! Turn off those damn noisy computerized toys! scream
Now then back in 1914 we were in the middle of World War I. Back then we didn't know about World War II so we just called it the World War. Anyway we were in Belgium and we noticed an odd sight. The Germans were putting up decorations around their trenches. We yelled a few Christmas greetings at them, and they yelled a few back at us. We decided to stop the artillery so we could meet in the no mans land. We gave a few presents back and forth. I met the nicest young German soldier. I give him some of my fine cigars and in return he gave me a bottle of whiskey! Oh and that was good drinkin' whiskey too. We decided to celebrate Christmas together. We played a nice game of soccer with the Germans and kicked their asses. At the end of the day we went back to our respective trenches. We were singing Silent Night in our trench when you listened closely you could hear the Germans singing Silent Night in it's original German lyrics.
The next day the commanders were furious as hell. We were supposed to be killing each other not singing and playing games. We were given the order to attack. We softened up the Germans with artillery. Soon we came pouring out of our trench to attack the German trench. The guy that gave me the whiskey started running towards me so I swung my bayonet at him and... and... and... HEY! WHERES MY DAMN APPLESAUCE???
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